Wednesday, January 31, 2007

Ketchup on That Celluloid --

Much to say, too little time!

* Children of Men: In short, brilliant direction and dead-on character focus transforms this contemporary revamp of what was once fodder for '70s off-mainstream (MGM's barely-released Z.P.G.) and TV movies into a vivid, deeply felt dystopian gem. Clive Owen delivers a perfectly realized performance as Theo Faron, a haunted man treading water in London of 2027, which isn't far from the tyrannical future postulated by Moore & Lloyd in V for Vendetta, sans the enigmatic masked vigilantism.

Here, the timely chords of terrorism (the film opens with a coffee-shop bombing which Theo barely skirts) and rampant xenophobia (immigration woes escalated to martial law on the streets and country compounds brimming with illegal detainees, fleeing their respective countries's catastrophes) are plucked in the context of a future sans procreation: mankind has ceased to reproduce, and the malady has precipitated global disaster on multiple levels. Given the extensive story giveaways of the previews, I'm not tipping any alarms by saying Theo is dragged by his ex (Julianne Moore) into an underground railroad seeking to spirit a pregnant lass (Claire-Hope Ashitey) to safety with an offshore group that may or may not exist -- on this ragged hook, director and co-scriptor Alfonso Cuarón (Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, Y tu mamá también, the 1998 adaptation of Great Expectations, A Little Princess, etc.) constructs a potent cautionary science fiction parable of surprising power and grace.

The stellar cast is key -- including Michael Caine as the most sympathetic cartoonist in cinema history, a George Metzger-like 'back to the land' old hippy living self-sufficiently with his catatonic wife in a backwoods retreat (and a loooooooong way from Caine's misanthropic cartoonist antihero of Oliver Stone's The Hand)-- but it's Cuarón's exquisite orchestration of all elements and Emmanuel Lubezki's furtive, crisp cinematography that keeps the pulse quietly racing. P.D. James's novel was in the sober mode of UK apocalypse novels like The Day of the Triffids, No Blade of Grass, etc., and movies like The Day The Earth Caught Fire, though a more upscale literary incarnation in the eyes of most critics; Cuarón has honored the source novel and its precursors, forging a masterful meditation on hope, despair and reluctant activism in the face of death. Don't miss!

[More tomorrow -- off to CCS --]

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Tuesday, January 30, 2007

Gonzales's Labyrinth

Huh, so those expecting full-blown fantasy were disappointed by Pan's Labyrinth (see comments on the blog, previous days) because it's about the horrors of war? Reckon I should have posted my comments last week. I'll get to it, but in the meantime, needless to say, I'm perversely bemused by the echoes of Goya and the current Bush era, which abound. The film is more timely than almost any film now on US screens, especially for its fusion & collision of fairy tales, wish-fulfillments dashed, and the face of real war (embodied most memorably in its pro-Franco commander, among the greatest ogres of contemporary cinema).

Recently, Attorney General Alberto Gonzales gobsmacked members of the Senate Judiciary Committee with his liberal -- nay, radical -- interpretation of the U.S. Constitution. In Gonzales's labyrinth, the citizens of the United States have no constitutional right of or to habeas corpus.

This isn't news, per se, given Gonzales's previous statements and writings, but it does represent a new extreme in the increasingly transparent, utterly blatant fascistic beliefs of the current Administration.

Per the recent editorial in The Sacramento Bee and other print and online editorials, it's worth noting that the writ of habeas corpus ("produce the body") predates the U.S. Constitution and has been a bedrock legal premise for over eight centuries of Western civilization. That's a lot of precedent for an Attorney General to buck, but Alberto flinches not. Like the general in del Toro's film, he doesn't blink, even as he smashes a bottle across an innocent man's face and grinds the shards into eyes, lips, nose -- Gonzales is likewise a tough cookie, folks. He tramples rights and wipes his culo clean with the Constitution without a hint of regret.

In short, habeas corpus requires that any time a person is detained, the government must produce the prisoner in person and then clearly state why the individual is being detained; the prisoner (aka "detainee") must then either be charged or released. Period.

But Gonzales, with a somber face, testified to the Judiciary Committee, "...there is no express grant of habeas in the Constitution; there is a prohibition against taking it away."

Senator Arlen Specter (Republican, Pennsylvania): "Now, wait a minute. Wait a minute. The Constitution says you can't take it away, except in the case of rebellion or invasion. Doesn't that mean you have a right of habeas corpus, unless there is an invasion or rebellion?"

Gonzales: "I meant by that comment, the Constitution doesn't say, 'Every individual in the United States or every citizen is hereby granted or assured the right to habeas.' It doesn't say that."

Specter: "You may be treading on your interdiction and violating common sense, Mr. Attorney General."

Make no mistake, the ogres are in power, and they're indeed eating children... including our own.

Sunday, January 28, 2007

Another Sunday Morning...

... and another quartet of CCS students and their abundant weirdness & wonders:

(Part the Second of a Series)

BEWARE!



That which looks like it must be touched,
but should never ever be touched,
unless you want your finger
(nay, your entire arm! Your shoulder!
Your head!)
to sink deeper than expected
into the sticky
tar-baby-like
  • Insidious Interior Chambers of Chuck Forsman!


  • HOWL!


    ...at the Technicolor Yawn
    spraying like a
    ravaging geyser
    from uncanny
    & unknowable cavities,
    spilling like a phlegm flume
    of spendiforous colors
    spiced with
    giggly girl-sounds
    awash with
    vast vomitoriums
    of glee and glamor,
    splashing
    every
    orifice
    of your being
    with God-Awful gorgasms
    of horrific hash-flashing
    dry heaves
    and gag-flexing
    gorgeousities
    of gooberous glowworms,
    steaming-hot
    and ready to serve as
    fresh-spewn magma
    flows from
  • The Ralphadelic Realms of Radical Chris Warren!


  • SCREAM!



    ...as your nerve endings feel the probing talons of,
    your vertebrae crack and splinter
    as your spinal fluid is displaced by,
    your optic nerves are entangled with,
    your marrow is supplanted
    and your gums are unexpectedly massaged by
    (even as your remaining tooth enamel is dissolved away by)
  • The Stupefying Subepidermal-Invasive Tentacled Extremities of Ross Wood Studlar (He Who Is Pictured But Unjustly Unnamed In Vermont Life This Month!)


  • SHRIEK!

    ...at that fruit of two loins,
    that spill of paired cranial rubbings,
    the abundance which only
    collaborative coupling of brain cells can yield,
  • The Cerebal Spawn of David Giarratana (and James D'Amato, who is not of the CCS persuasion)!

  • Updated "Ebery Satuhdei, waka waka," so Dave sez.
    Sorry, couldn't excerpt a panel, you get the whole digdanged page:



    Have a great Sunday --
    more posts later today,
    as & if time permits.




    Note: No rabbits.

    Saturday, January 27, 2007

    Weekend Retreat:
    Meet the CCSers!
    (First in a Series)

    First off, last night's opening of the Fine Toon Vt Cartoonists exhibition at the Helen Day Art Gallery
    in Stowe, VT was a real treat (see yesterday's post for links, info). It's definitely the most expansive and
    comprehensive collection of Green Mountain cartoonists to date, and the gallery has given the major
    portion of their opulent spread to this selection of work. Don't miss this show!
    More info, photos, etc.in the coming weeks, for sure.

    I meant to post links to the various Center for Cartoon Studies student sites some time ago, but the vagaries of dial-up-only access in my prior Marlboro digs and the complications of the past couple of months (the move!) kept me from seeing to it.

    With the permission of those listed, here's a snapshot of just some of the students cooking up a whole new generation's worth of trouble in the inky universe!

    In no particular order, here's today's lineup:

    SEE!


    ...the behemoth that wails
    and beats its chest in the night,
    wielding all that is and can be carved
    from that which can only be called
  • Fresh-meat (freshman) Joe Lambert (aka Sleepy Joe) and his Amazing Electric Congtulabufabulon!


  • GASP!



    ...at all that can be found
    beneath & beyond
    the realm of that
    which has been
    spawned by
  • Ambulatory Andrew Arnold and his Stunning Kickapooflibejaba Ray!




  • SEE!



























    All that is both
    Holy and Unholy,
    tearing holes in the
    very fabric of reality
    with mere paper clips
    and permutations
    from the ashes of Pompeii,
    erupting from
  • The Mortifying Prefabulations of Morgan Pielli!


  • WITNESS!




    The Brain-Spew
    that claims all that is
    not its own as its own,
    consuming the rubble of
    the Box that Ate Everything
    That the Bag Ate
    and more, more, insatiably more
    as YOU flee
    the unslakeable
    appetites that rule...
  • The ReDisorienting Universe of He-Known-As-Dane! (Martin, that is)


  • SEE!



    Erupting from
    unimaginable realms
    of the Unspeakable
    and Unspoken,
    the Unseen
    and Unheard,
    the Irrepressible
    and the
    Irreplaceable...
  • That Which Can Only Be Created via the two-headed, four-limbed wonder known as Colleen Frakes & Jon-Mikel Gates!


  • More tomorrah,
    including my movie viewing tips
    (
    Pan's Labyrinth, etc.)
    plus pix of the new Bissette digs
    (the viewing room carpentry is done at last!)
    ... and more!

    Friday, January 26, 2007

    Time Didn't Permit...

    ...me to post again yesterday. However, that's for the best, as I kept Mark so preoccupied, meaning he had less time to obsess over whatever bile Bill O'Reilly (the Morton Downey Jr. of the 21st Century!) is spilling these days. What a putz (Bill, not Mark).

    Yesterday turned out to be a pretty intense day at the Center for Cartoon Studies, though all good. I was nowhere near a computer until, uh, now.

    Anyhoot, CCS: Glad to be at last into the new semester, it's all open sailing ahead! The biggest treat of the day was the afternoon session with my amigo and fellow VT cartoonist Skip Morrow, whose two hours with the students proved most engaging and illuminating. Skip was a bit frustrated that he didn't get to everything he'd hoped to cover, but still, an excellent and comprehensive kick-off for the semester's impressive lineup of visiting artists -- thanks, Skip! For those of you interested, click on over to
  • Skip's website,
  • and enjoy.



    Skip and I will also be at tonight's opening at
  • the Helen Day Art Center site,
  • from 5:30 to 7:30 PM. This follows up on last year's Brattleboro Museum exhibition of Vermont cartoonists for a more expansive gallery showing of Green Mountain cartoonists's work via "Fine Toon: The Art of Vermont Cartoonists," curated by the charming Idoline Duke. She scoured the state and has pulled together originals by yours truly, Skip, Alison Bechdel, Harry Bliss, Jeff Danziger, Gareth Hinds, James Kochalka, Edward Koren, Hal Mayforth, Frank Miller, Tim Newcomb, and my old buddy Rick Veitch and fellow inky compadre James Sturm.

    I'm really looking forward to seeing what the gallery has brought together. This is, bar none, the most extensive and comprehensive collection of Vermont cartooning in any gallery to date, and as such worthy of notice. Stowe's a great town to visit any time of year -- this should provide some of you a destination worth the trip.

    Tonight's event is just the beginning; the show runs from January 26th through March 31st, and spills over a bit into my scheduled April 17th presentation on VT comics and graphic novels (more on that later). Anyhoot, for more info and a complete schedule, click
  • here,
  • or contact: Helen Day Art Center, Stowe, Vermont; phone: 802-253-6131.

    Alas, no time as yet to get into Pan's Labyrinth; I'll get to that this weekend. Got a full day ahead, including breakfast with my son Dan -- so, later, gators!

    PS: Mark, I haven't followed the Vermont case O'Reilly has made into a national hubbub. I read a bit about it last year in our local papers, but not enough to knowledgeably comment on it, much less get into the substance of it. All I know is a judge was more lenient than O'Reilly, torture-loving right-wing hate-mongering fuckhead he is, thinks the judge should have been. In the dreams of O'Reilly fans everywhere, they'd prefer to see O'Reilly on the bench, no doubt, doling out true American justice -- which would be fine in that (a) we wouldn't have to stomach his presence in the pop culture "journalism" landscape if he were a judge, 'cuz none of us would have heard of (much less from) him if he were a judge instead of a media screed monkey -- unless, that is, (b) you were the poor sonuvabitch who found themselves facing Judge O'Reilly. The man is an insufferable braggart and a bully. 'Nuff said!

    Thursday, January 25, 2007

    News At Eleven!

    I'll be posting this evening, folks, due to first-week of semester CCS duties this AM. Yesterday's class, the first of the semester for me, went well, but today's the pressure cooker.

    Caught Pan's Labyrinth last night, and I've much to say about that. So, later this evening, as time permits -- apologies for missing my usual morning post!

    Wednesday, January 24, 2007

    "Patience," He Says


    "If I Only Had a Heart..."

    The most impatient President of my lifetime -- the man who couldn't wait for UN Weapons inspections, who couldn't wait for the United Nations or for "Old Europe" to catch up to his war-mongering faux-cowboy ("Texan," my ass; born and raised Connecticut, this man was) ways, who publicly mocked a born-again Christian who was on Death Row (imitating her born-again statements like he was some spoiled school brat, though we're all supposed to roll with his born-again piety and changed-ways from his wayward youth -- ah, adulthood) -- asked for patience last night.

    He's asking for patience, and time for his new strategy to work.

    Patience for his so-called "new strategy," which is just an escalation of the failed old one.

    Patience for his mismanagement, his arrogance, his blunders and lack of imagination or the basest empathy.

    Bush once again describing that perch he caught on the best day of his Presidency?
    Showing the length of that fuzzy bunny-rabbit Mark keeps asking about?
    I think not.


    Patience with the ongoing utter waste of human life for a failed Messianic foreign policy that has yielded only agony, death and disaster.

    Thankfully, at last, the Democrats chose someone to respond who speaks openly of his contempt for these inexcusable failures: Senator Jim Webb of Virginia handled the party's formal televised response to the speech (Webb, you may recall, is the former Republican Navy secretary and Vietnam veteran who in responding honestly to President Bush's "good ol' boy" "How's your boy?" query shocked Washington and won the instant respect & gratitude of those of us who wish others could and would respond as candidly to Bush's glad-handed bullshit). Webb pulled no punches:

    "...The president took us into this war recklessly. He disregarded warnings from the national security adviser during the first Gulf War, the chief of staff of the Army, two former commanding generals of the Central Command," and others, Webb stated. "We are now, as a nation, held hostage to the predictable -- and predicted -- disarray that has followed."

    Kudos to Senator Webb. If only the Senate had half his backbone, had demonstrated a fraction of such resolve, back in 2002.
    ___________________

    "Our country is pursuing a new strategy in Iraq, and I ask you to give it a chance to work. And I ask you to support our troops in the field — and those on their way," our President said last night.

    How is he supporting "our troops in the field"?

    He has allowed ("ordered," more likely) the Pentagon to once again extend tours of duty for already overextended soldiers.

    Some support, there, Pres.

    This is hard to take, and harder to take still when soldiers are informed of this abuse of their commitment from family members instead of their commanding officers: note, for instance, this past week's tale of the 150+ New Jersey National Guard troops who found out their Iraq tours of duty were extended another not from their commanders, but from frantic phone calls and emails from family members who'd heard President Bush's speech last week.

    That's right -- the National Guard had notified families the day after Bush's first "new strategy" speech that instead of their loved ones coming home in March, as previously scheduled, they'd be there another 125 days.

    The military did not inform the troops themselves.

    Four days after Bush's televised speech -- four days -- the troops were at last notified by their Army commanders on the ground, and only after New Jersey Governor Jon Corzine made not one but two phone calls to the Army, demanding the troops be informed.

    Hey, Pres, way to go. Love this new strategy.

    As I noted last week, it's become horrifically identical to how the Bush Administration is handling the Gitmo prisoners and others incarcerated, sans redress, in this nonsensical "war on terror."

    Let's see some "new strategy" that reflects some sacrifice from the rest of us.

    Starting with, oh, you. Your family, President Bush.

    How about sending your daughters over for a little R&R duty? USO show, you know? Some hint of sacrifice the rough equivalent of Bob Hope's over three prior wars, perhaps?

    To add profound insult to ongoing injuries, Bush this past weekend responded like a complete idiot to a politely-worded, very direct question about the fact that the "necessary sacrifices" for what he himself has called "the ultimate ideological struggle of our times" is being placed entirely on the shoulders of the volunteer military families.

    MR. LEHRER: Let me ask you a bottom-line question, Mr. President. If it is as important as you've just said - and you've said it many times - as all of this is, particularly the struggle in Iraq, if it's that important to all of us and to the future of our country, if not the world, why have you not, as president of the United States, asked more Americans and more American interests to sacrifice something? The people who are now sacrificing are, you know, the volunteer military - the Army and the U.S. Marines and their families. They're the only people who are actually sacrificing anything at this point.

    PRESIDENT BUSH: Well, you know, I think a lot of people are in this fight. I mean, they sacrifice peace of mind when they see the terrible images of violence on TV every night. I mean, we've got a fantastic economy here in the United States...

    This infuriating side-stepping is reflective of an ongoing and utter disconnect from reality in one way, but as my Jamiaca VT amigo HomeyM noted in a recent email to me, it does reflect our current national reality quite succinctly. At least Bush learned something from Vietnam: avoid, at any and all costs, the draft. Keep the populace insulated, complacent, about the reality of the war.

    HomeyM puts it quite nicely:

    "He doesn't really address the question, of course-- evasion of the question (while still sounding "sincere") is the main mode of political response-- but in a way he is right, not as a valid description of sacrifice, but the psychology of the country is indeed "somewhat down" (or more than "somewhat" down) as a result of revulsion and depression at who we have become... or some would say, at seeing who we always were anyway but were more able to deny. Our way of life is inhuman, wasteful, destructive, and ugly, prizing material goods and gadgets over sacred values and human life, putting our eyes and ears on videogames, Ipods, and television, rather than looking directly at nature and at other beings, rather than seeing what we are doing to ourselves and to each other and to others far away. So it is an interesting response because he admits that his actions have brought out guilt and disturbance in the American public, that we have "lost our peace of mind" over horrible violence that we are a major part of, and that we are depressed and unhappy nation as a result of what he has done. He then gives it the little sophistic twist that this is being done as a 'sacrifice' to a great cause of some kind."

    Have a great day, one and all...

    Tuesday, January 23, 2007

    And A Fine Tuesday AM It 'Tis, Too.

    Here, we've gotten some sweet snow overnight and it's now sunny and cold. Nice.

    Yesterday was our closing on the sale of our Marlboro home, which any regular reader of this blog is likely sick to death of hearing anything about. Well, this is it -- and it went beautifully, could not have gone better. Our beloved Marlboro home now has two new owners, really good folks who are already being welcomed into the Marlboro community with open arms -- and they're overjoyed to now be part of it. We graced the new owners with a bottle of champagne for them to celebrate with later in the day, and I gifted our attorney Richard Coutant with a hardcover copy of Frank Miller's 300, which he'd expressed keen interest in a year or so ago.

    After the closing, Marge and I attended to the various banking chores (momentarily free of mortgage and debt!), and I closed my venerable Wilmington, VT post office box of 26 years. That's where all my Swamp Thing years, SpiderBaby Grafix efforts, and oh so much more sifted in and out of my studio and life. We savored a delicious lunch at my/our fave Wilmington diner -- Dot's Diner, downtown, right by the only stoplight in town, where routes 9 and 100 meet -- and then bid Wilmington farewell.

    Hereafter, if we visit Marlboro and Wilmington, we're just tourists.

    OK, much CCS work ahead. I've pretty well spruced up my office; hours of file organizing and unpacking ahead, but I've got a pretty good handle on that, too. With the Vt Dept. of Education arriving Thursday, it's a big week for all of us at CCS, beyond the 'big week' factor of this being the start of the new semester -- wish us luck.

    More later, as time permits...

    Sunday, January 21, 2007

    Putting on the Ritz

    Spent the day yesterday -- and will spending today -- at last getting my CCS office set up and functional.

    First, though, I tidied up the senior's studio, which meant picking up lots of empty beverage containers; I don't drink coffee, but if I did, the cup of calcified and molded Jo I removed from the computer workstation would have done me in on that. It was like Green Acres coffee: a solid mass. Tried to dump it down a restroom sink, but no go -- fungoid solids don't flow. Into the garbage it went; the rest of the beverage containers went into recycling after I rinsed them out. I used to handle returnables in my dad's store (Bissette's Market), from age six to 21: nothing grosses me out in the returnable bottles and cans department, I've seen and handled it all. Still, new studio rule: End of every workday, guys and gals, you clean up all empties!

    Though most had neatened up their work and drawing tables sufficiently, the floors in a few stations were keeping feets warm with slagheaps of paper, lost art tools, and the occasional organic matter (hmmm, is this a chewed up pretzel?). I swept that all up and out; paper, particularly with drawings, went on to the top of the respective drawing area; the rest, recycled or into the trash. Took about an hour or so, then I set up the Critique area, which was last semester a loosy-goosey set up: not this semester. The wall is clear and ready for the students's thesis work to be posted, eighteen chairs (all black) set up and ready for our first crit session. All in all, it wasn't bad. I mean, these are cartoonists, folks. Young cartoonists. Their work stations will never hold a candle to the descriptions Tom Sutton used to give me of his studio.

    Then, on to my shitheap in the office. I've been pretty lenient on cleanup issues thus far because I've not set any kind of respectable example -- well, that's no longer the case.

    First off, dig, throughout the move -- from the first day Marge and I decided we were moving closer to CCS -- I hauled various and sundry boxes and items to my CCS office, and did my best to keep them neatly stacked and organized. But they were, after all, boxes, full of books and very odds & ends. Many of my art tools made the pilgrimage, too, ahead of our move. And my desk became the repository for all CCS paperwork and files I'd had loosely organized in my then-pretty-new Marlboro office/studio space; in short, a moveable shitheap, shifted around on the desk as necessary to make room for each week's pressure-cooker, two-day work stint. Time to organize at last! Set it up! Get it up!

    Despite the warning posted on one of two pipes running throught the far wall (Danger - Asbestos - Cancer Risk - Avoid Creating Dust -- the insulating wraps on the pipes are indeed asbestos; I give 'em wide berth, and otherwise spend minimal time in the windowless office), it is a nice work space. I've at last hung up mucho art, all my various comics industry and horror writers awards (my son Dan always wished I'd hung this stuff up in my home studio, but I never had the wall space), my graduation diploma and letter of recommendation from The Joe Kubert School of Cartoon & Graphic Art, Inc., some family items, etc.; emptied boxes of paleontology, zoology, and various photo reference books and racked them in a trio of bookcases (bringing in one more bookcase this morning, to shelf the oversized paleo, Zdenak Burian and science books); and finished placing the stacks of 'textbooks' and back issues of my work in the two metal cabinets in the office. The latter are also now homes for my bizarre and beloved magnet collection (including a batch of vintage '50s sf miniature movie posters I bought from me old pal G. Michael Dobbs from his management tenure at the Tower Theaters down in Massachusetts; Mike's concession stand sold the coolest movie collectibles and best movie popcorn ever!), and some of my fossil collection and coolest toys grace the tops of the filing cabinets.

    Which leads me to today's task: filing. I've tons of CCS paper already in file folders, but it's time at last to centralize and collate the filing system, get them organized in the file cabinets, and today's the day.

    One huge liability in the office, though, other than the lung-cancer-inducing asbestos: the radio doesn't pick up the local NPR stations. I shouldered through yesterday listening to local crap-rock broadcasts. Today, audio cassettes of music I love or can at least stomach: Doc Watson, Captain Beefheart, Patty Smith, Ennio Morricone, Charlie Poole, Tom Waites -- get me through the day.

    It's sunny, spectacular even, outside -- I've also got some drawing to do at fellow CCS faculty Peter Money's house, for a secret assignment -- so, off to the CCS Verizon Building office now so I can savor some of today's sweet weather!
    _______________

    Marge said her goodbyes to our Marlboro house yesterday, en route home from a birthday lunch date with her sister Pat Lambert (who is an amazing artist and photographer; hello, Pat!). Marge and our neighbor Arlene Hanson spent a little time in the now-empty home we rebuilt (it was a gutted shell when we bought it in December 2001), were wed in (April 2002), and lived in ever since. She came home and said pretty much what I have felt for some time now: she will forever love our Marlboro house, it was good to us, but this Windsor house is our home. It feels like home, and our connection with the Marlboro digs has been severed completely. Odd feeling, but there it is. The closing is tomorrow morning, and we're both ready to see this end. Emotionally, we're already past it.
    _________________

    Followup to my time at Cole Odell's Middlebury College class: Hey, Cole, get some photos of your class, I'll post 'em here. I'm also going to post some CCS photos this semester; time to dress up this tired old blog with some up-and-coming students! It's their generation's world, we just get to live here.

    That said, I've also begun to come across a lot of vintage photos from my old convention days/daze, and once the new computers are set up and I have a functional computer-and-scanner work station in place, I'll start posting those, too.

    Followup to Dave Booz's comment yesterday: Hey, Dave, drove through Killington this week en route to Middlebury, and passed the road to your place. Hey, there's snow at last! Not a lot, but snow, baby! You guys coming up?

    Have a great Sunday, one and all.

    Saturday, January 20, 2007

    For some inexplicable reason, the blog isn't accepting posts for the second day in a row.
    Sigh -- just like old times, only faster, thanks to high-speed access!

    Hopefully, this'll all be corrected soon. Just posting to note the problems and delay.

    Saturday Musings

    Well, the move is over -- tried to post an announcement here yesterday afternoon, but for some reason it wouldn't go through. Maybe it'll post this AM.

    Apologies for missing two daily posts this week. The move, the move -- and the down-to-the-wire Center for Cartoon Studies tasks (the move derailed my administrative paperwork chores terribly) -- kept me preoccupied.
    _______________

    There was also Thursday's trip to Middlebury College, to speak to Cole Odell's excellent comics class, among the missing time blog-wise -- Cole was a gracious and attentive host, we had some fun, and his class was great, a remarkable mix of students. If I had a photo of the group, I'd post it, because they really were a lively and engaging group; their questions were insightful, it made for a solid session.

    I was invited to join the group for lunch after our session in the classroom, and we were joined by two professors (one of whom, Don Mitchell, I knew from my Breadloaf Young Writers Conference days and was overjoyed to see, though we didn't get to talk much) and I shamelessly showboated, answering any and all questions.

    The drive to and from Middlebury was a treat, too, though loooooooong: having moved over an hour "closer" to Middlebury, I still had the same duration drive I used to have from Marlboro! Such is the "ya can't get thar from heyar" nature of roadways in Vermont, especially midstate. It's a two-and-a-half hour drive, I was told -- that said, I gave myself extra time and made it to Middlebury with time to spare. Two pancakes and two sausage patties worth of time, in fact.

    The drive to was ravishing: it was two degrees outside and crystal clear; the air was so cold that the running rivers were steaming (a procession of uncanny, non-moving vapor wisps that hung over the water, which was and is churning too fast to freeze) and the vegetation on the immediate banks were bristling with whiskers of frost. Stunning, eerie, beautiful.

    The ride home meant taking another route (I'm exploring this part of my home state every chance I get, having a fresh geographic orientation now to all points), which involved a steep climb up Route 125 from Ripton, a route I chose for sentimental reasons: it takes me right by the old Breadloaf Campus. I love that place.

    Cooler still, though, were the deep-frozen brooks and streams along 125, which were spectacular; the play of light and shadow midday, with the sky just easing into overcast with the occasional peek of sun, was mesmerizing. I stopped at one point and pulled on my boots to wander down by the brookside and savor the frosty tableaus. Winter, at last.

    Cutting down Route 100 -- the road I grew up on and know so well -- I saw a sign saying "Bethel: 18 miles" and thought, "Huh, that'll cut me over to interstate 89 in no time!" Sure enough, where 100 and 107 meet/split (depending which way you're headed) in Stockbridge, I cut up over to Bethel (driving by the ever-alluring Advanced Animations sign; it's not an animation studio, but a remote VT business that builds all the life-size animatronic creatures and dinosaurs that tour the world, including the popular museum "Dinomation" exhibits) and was on 89 South in record time.

    Home again in a little over 90 minutes -- a faster route to Middlebury, when it isn't storming! Cool!

    Once home, I was scrambling: Dave Gabriel and his brother Mike were working here (wait until you see the shelving work they've done -- photos, soon!) and we were scheduled to complete the platform and assemble the flat file before they headed home. That meant ripping into Windsor and picking up some last-minute supplies needed for the task, which I did, and before Dave and Mike were out the door, my flat file was assembled in the basement atop its new platform (in case the basement ever floods) and ready at last.

    This means I can now file my artwork, all of it, and clear my small studio room -- and bring in my drawing board and light table. This means this week, amid all first-week-of-the-new-semester CCS hubbub, I'll be able to chip away at finally setting up one portion of my new home. It's been weeks; I'm eager to get into it.
    __________________

    With the conclusion of the movers work at Marlboro yesterday afternoon, I took a few moments after the truck pulled away to wander the house, say goodbye to one of the sweetest homes I've ever lived in: the first I've owned, too. It was indeed kind to us, and we were kind as we could be to the house, rebuilding it from the shell it was when we first saw it. The new owners are excited, the closing is on Monday -- they have heady plans for further reworking the house, making it into the home they need and want. Ah, I love change, transition: it's always an agonizing process, but necessary to life.

    I took my last walk through the house, seeing the rooms empty, completely empty and open for a new family, for the first time. It's never been completed as a house and empty before, in our experience. We were moving in as the work was being completed back in December 2001 to April 2002, so I'd never seen the house empty, clean, free of the clutter of our lives (and, ahem, my enormous quantities of shit). I went outside and walked around, took one last, lingering look from the back yard across mid-Marlboro, and then I was off. Met the movers in Ascutney, we unloaded (into my rented storage space), and that was that.

    Then, back to work at home. All in all, a most eventful couple of days.

    I finally wrapped up my syllabus work this AM, and Marge offered to help me set up my CCS office space in White River Jct., which must be done by Monday night -- so, with that, I'm off. Got bookcases to pick up from the storage space, work to do in my Verizon Building office at CCS -- see ya here tomorrow.

    Friday, January 19, 2007

    The move...

    ...is over.

    At last!


    (January 19th, final move with Dartmouth Moving & Storage and last of my hauls in my Toyota to our Windsor home; said goodbye to the Marlboro house and hit the road after locking up. Closing on the sale Monday AM, the same day CCS's new semester begins.)

    Wednesday, January 17, 2007

    Ratchet-Ass Bissette

    Not posting much today; too much to do, with crunch-time here on many obligations the move/house purchase/house sale and all attendant duties has back-burnered. The move concludes -- at last! -- on Friday; our closing on the sale of our Marlboro home is Monday. Soon, this'll all be behind us...

    But what's ahead today is what's essential. Two meetings today, one decidedly Center for Cartoon Studies intensive, etc. -- and contractor Dave Gabriel is back in the saddle here today (at last, the flat files will be up by tonight!), so I've got to be ready for him in about 15 minutes -- but there's always time to touch on making sense of our President's behavior.

    First up, comics amigo Howard M. (morning, Howard, good to hear from you!) sent me
  • this link concerning another possible rationale for the Negroponte move, and one that "is more logical than Cheney resigning" to his mind (though he's no fan of Novak).
  • Howard adds, "What pisses me off most is why there is no debate on why the Bush plan doesn't included diplomacy. As bad an idea as the military surge is, if there was also a diplomatic surge (like the ISG recommended) to get the Iraqi's to resolve their political differences it would be hard to argue against. Better still would be to do that while withdrawing but that would make too much sense. But all the Congress can manage to say is that sending more troops is a bad idea. The level of "debate" is pathetic..."

    Agreed. Alas, though, as the past six years have demonstrated, Bush doesn't 'do' diplomacy. I know, he said he didn't 'do' nuances, but clearly diplomacy falls within that category (in the mind of the man unable to sort out strategy vs. tactics, leading us all into an international war on a tactic). Pathetic is far, far too kind a word.

    This in hand from truthout.org, compliments of HomeyM this AM. (Have a great Wednesday, see you here tomorrow with something less depressing, I hope):

    New Oil Law Means Victory in Iraq for Bush

    By Chris Floyd
    t r u t h o u t | UK Correspondent
    Monday 08 January 2007

    Surging Toward the Ultimate Prize

    The reason that George W. Bush insists that "victory" is achievable in Iraq is not that he is deluded or isolated or ignorant or detached from reality or ill-advised. No, it's that his definition of "victory" is different from those bruited about in his own rhetoric and in the ever-earnest disquisitions of the chattering classes in print and online. For Bush, victory is indeed at hand. It could come at any moment now, could already have been achieved by the time you read this. And the driving force behind his planned "surge" of American troops is the need to preserve those fruits of victory that are now ripening in his hand.

    At any time within the next few days, the Iraqi Council of Ministers is expected to approve a new "hydrocarbon law" essentially drawn up by the Bush administration and its UK lackey, the Independent on Sunday reported. The new bill will "radically redraw the Iraqi oil industry and throw open the doors to the third-largest oil reserves in the world," says the paper, whose reporters have seen a draft of the new law. "It would allow the first large-scale operation of foreign oil companies in the country since the industry was nationalized in 1972." If the government's parliamentary majority prevails, the law should take effect in March.

    As the paper notes, the law will give Exxon Mobil, BP, Shell and other carbon cronies of the White House unprecedented sweetheart deals, allowing them to pump gargantuan profits from Iraq's nominally state-owned oilfields for decades to come. This law has been in the works since the very beginning of the invasion - indeed, since months before the invasion, when the Bush administration brought in Phillip Carroll, former CEO of both Shell and Fluor, the politically-wired oil servicing firm, to devise "contingency plans" for divvying up Iraq's oil after the attack. Once the deed was done, Carroll was made head of the American "advisory committee" overseeing the oil industry of the conquered land, as Joshua Holland of Alternet.com has chronicled in two remarkable reports on the backroom maneuvering over Iraq's oil: "Bush's Petro-Cartel Almost Has Iraq's Oil and "The US Takeover of Iraqi Oil."

    From those earliest days until now, throughout all the twists and turns, the blood and chaos of the occupation, the Bush administration has kept its eye on this prize. The new law offers the barrelling buccaneers of the West a juicy set of production-sharing agreements (PSAs) that will maintain a fig leaf of Iraqi ownership of the nation's oil industry - while letting Bush's Big Oil buddies rake off up to 75 percent of all oil profits for an indefinite period up front, until they decide that their "infrastructure investments" have been repaid. Even then, the agreements will give the Western oil majors an unheard-of 20 percent of Iraq's oil profits - more than twice the average of standard PSAs, the Independent notes.

    Of course, at the moment, the "security situation" - i.e., the living hell of death and suffering that Bush's "war of choice" has wrought in Iraq - prevents the Oil Barons from setting up shop in the looted fields. Hence Bush's overwhelming urge to "surge" despite the fierce opposition to his plans from Congress, the Pentagon and some members of his own party. Bush and his inner circle, including his chief adviser, old oilman Dick Cheney, believe that a bigger dose of blood and iron in Iraq will produce a sufficient level of stability to allow the oil majors to cash in the PSA chips that more than 3,000 American soldiers have purchased for them with their lives.

    The American "surge" will be blended into the new draconian effort announced over the weekend by Iraqi Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki: an all-out war by the government's Shiite militia-riddled "security forces" on Sunni enclaves in Baghdad, as the Washington Post reports. American troops will "support" the "pacification effort" with what Maliki says calls "house-to-house" sweeps of Sunni areas. There is of course another phrase for this kind of operation: "ethnic cleansing."

    The "surged" troops - mostly long-serving, overstrained units dragooned into extended duty - are to be thrown into this maelstrom of urban warfare and ethnic murder, temporarily taking sides with one faction in Iraq's hydra-headed, multi-sided civil war. As the conflict goes on - and it will go on and on - the Bush administration will continue to side with whatever faction promises to uphold the "hydrocarbon law" and those profitable PSAs. If "Al Qaeda in Iraq" vowed to open the nation's oil spigots for Exxon, Fluor and Halliburton, they would suddenly find themselves transformed from "terrorists" into "moderates" - as indeed has Maliki and his violent, sectarian Dawa Party, which once killed Americans in terrorist actions but are now hailed as freedom's champions.

    So Bush will surge with Maliki and his ethnic cleansing for now. If the effort flames out in a disastrous crash that makes the situation worse - as it almost certainly will - Bush will simply back another horse. What he seeks in Iraq is not freedom or democracy but "stability" - a government of any shape or form that will deliver the goods. As the Independent wryly noted in its Sunday story, Dick Cheney himself revealed the true goal of the war back in 1999, in a speech he gave when he was still CEO of Halliburton. "Where is the oil going to come from" to slake the world's ever-growing thirst, asked Cheney, who then answered his own question: "The Middle East, with two-thirds of the world's oil and the lowest cost, is still where the prize ultimately lies."

    And therein lies another hidden layer of the war. For Iraq not only has the world's second largest oil reserves; it also has the world's most easily retrievable oil. As the Independent succinctly notes: "The cost-per-barrel of extracting oil in Iraq is among the lowest in the world because the reserves are relatively close to the surface. This contrasts starkly with the expensive and risky lengths to which the oil industry must go to find new reserves elsewhere - witness the super-deep offshore drilling and cost-intensive techniques needed to extract oil form Canada's tar sands."

    And this unholy union is what Bush is really talking about when he talks about "victory." This isthe reason for so much of the drift and dithering and chaos and incompetence of the occupation: Bush and his cohorts don't really care what happens on the ground in Iraq - they care about what comes out of the ground. The end - profit and dominion - justifies any means.

    Tuesday, January 16, 2007

    Winter At Last!

    Just a week or so ago, folks were tubing down the West River in Dummerston (with Global Warming protest signs) -- I kid you not -- a first for Vermont history in January.

    Finally, though, we got hammered Sunday and yesterday with just a bit of the winter weather that's been nailing the rest of the country. Though precious little real snow fell yesterday -- it was a lethal mix of sleet/freezing rain, maybe an inch or so -- it was, at least, real winter weather. Mid-January. In Vermont.

    Now, the last winter I recall with this little snow at this point in the season was back in 1979-80, while I lived one my own (pre-marriage to Marlene) in a brick school house on Fisher Hill Road in Grafton, VT. We had no snow until late in January, but we had the usual winter cold -- meaning the frost layer sank dangerously deep, sans the protective insulation of snow cover to keep it at bay. Folks had their wells freezing, and the mud season that spring was mind-bending, the worst I've ever seen.

    This winter, though, has been the warmest on record for Vermont and New Hampshire. While it's been a real blessing for Marge and I, with the move and all, it's been a disaster for every VT business imaginable, from ski areas to eateries, including local yokels dependent in part on the money they earn plowing. With 60+ degree days (and some nights) until this past weekend, it's been unlike any VT winter in this half-a-century-old Vermonter's memory. Weird.

    Anyhoot, it was therefore a treat to stay in all day yesterday, pretending the winter storm was much, much worse than it was. That said, while I'm unafraid of driving in any kind of snowstorm, I give the greatest respect and widest berth to freezing rain and sleet storms -- hence, easy-pie decision to just. Stay. Put.

    Nice, too, to have a leisurely day home with Marge. I did fuck-all. Sweet.

    Back to work, now.
    ________________

    Bush, Whacked -- For Real?

    I've thought this for a long time, and with greater conviction since watching all I could stomach (rather than just listening to) last week's Iraq War speech from our President (that was fifteen minutes of a twenty-minute speech -- I almost made it):
  • check out this weekend's edition (you may have to scroll down to "One Flew Over the .... White House?") of NewsForReal.com,
  • and tell me it just ain't so.

    Delusional? "Delusions typically occur in the context of neurological or mental illness. A false belief based on incorrect inference about external reality that is firmly sustained despite what almost everybody else believes and despite what constitutes incontrovertible and obvious proof or evidence to the contrary. The belief is not one ordinarily accepted by other members of the person's culture or subculture."

    Antisocial Personality? "Is a psychiatric diagnosis recognizable by the disordered individual's impulsive behavior, disregard for social norms, and indifference to the rights and feelings of others. Central to understanding individuals diagnosed with antisocial personality disorder, is that they appear to experience a limited range of human emotions. This can explain their lack of empathy for the suffering of others, since they cannot experience the emotion associated with either empathy or suffering. Risk-seeking behavior and substance abuse may be attempts to escape feeling empty or emotionally void. The rage exhibited by psychopaths and the anxiety associated with certain types of antisocial personality disorder may represent the limit of emotion experienced, or there may be physiological responses without analogy to emotion experienced by others."

    And so on.

    It all makes so much sense of the insanity of the current situation.

    While you're at it, scroll down to "News For Real" for January 4th:

    "The Washington media spent the holidays trying to guess what the President's new plan for Iraq might be. Meanwhile in the back rooms of the White House Karl Rove and White House Chief of Staff, Josh Bolten were doing what any world-class chess player does when facing defeat -- plot a series of aggressive moves to throw their opponent off balance in the hopes of regaining the initiative.

    How do I know this? Well, since God only talks to Rev. Pat Robertson – and, when He can't get through to Pat, George W. Bush – I didn't get it from Him. No it came to me in this news flash late yesterday:

    Washington, D.C. - As President Bush prepares a new statement and stance on the war in Iraq, his cabinet is once again in the midst of transition. In the latest change, National Intelligence Director John Negroponte will resign to become deputy secretary of state, according to a government official....The shift, while seemingly abrupt, will allow Negroponte to return to his former career path as a diplomat. Negroponte will serve under Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice.

    It was that last line that gives away the strategy. “Negroponte will serve under Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice.”

    Never! Negroponte quits as head of one of the most important and powerful posts in government, a job that puts him face to face with the President of the United States every morning, of everyday of the week, to accept a position as Rice's assistant?

    Fat chance.

    So what's up? Here's what I think is up -- and if I were Bush I would be itching to get on with the game.

    Move 1: Announce what the administration knows will be a very unpopular decision to send more troops to Iraq.

    Move 2: Let the Democrat-controlled Congress throw a fit and hold hearings the administration knows will stir up additional opposition and shake loose new damning information on the administrations march to war and mismanagement of that war.

    Move 3: Just when all the above is hitting the fan, Dick Cheney announces he is retiring from office early due to “health concerns," and because he does not want to be "a distraction" when he is called to testify in purjury trial of his former No. 2. Scooter Libby.

    Move 4: The next day Bush announces he will nominate Condoleezza Rice to replace Cheney.

    Move 5: At the same time Bush announces he is nominating Negroponte to replace Rice as Secretary of State.

    The above series of moves makes political sense on so many levels that I consider it inevitable...." etc.

    [Thanks to Tim Viereck for steering me to this blog; much appreciated, Doc!]

    Crazier still, I'm willing to bet yesterday's post about Swamp Thing merchandizing atrocities continues to score more hits and comments than this does.

    Ponder the insanity of our Commander-in-Chief and the Biblical Armageddon he's determined to foment, or fuzzy Swamp Thing slippers?

    The slippers win every time!

    It's a whacky ol' world...

    Have a great Tuesday, all.

    Monday, January 15, 2007

    PS: Ah, before you read the Swamp Thing merchandizing rant below, check out
  • Bob Heer's amazing flashing Varnae/Primal Vampire comparison,
  • and note how
  • completely President Bush and Vice President Cheney don't give a flying fuck for what anybody thinks about this crummy war, anyhow.

  • Happy Martin Luthor King Day, one and all.

    Swamp Thing Shit

    Ya, I know, I'm supposed to be en route to Middlebury. Due to the first winter storm of the winter, we powwowed last night and rescheduled my guest lecture visit to a kinder day of the week, weather-wise. Marge is much appreciative, and thanks, Cole (Odell, Middlebury College comics class instructor extraordinaire), for being flexible.

    Having ensured Marge sleeps in this morning (she's off from work today), allow me to indulge my nightmares for the pinch-hit blog post for this Martin Luthor King's Day I expected not to be posting...

    For those who don't note the comments on this blog, Bob Heer has been posting links from
  • Mike Sterling's Progressive Ruin,
  • steering me to Mike's postings on the worst of all the early 1990s Swamp Thing merchandizing crap.

    I have all this mind-boggling drizzle in my own collection -- now, and forever, housed for all to see at
  • the Stephen R. Bissette Collection at HUIE Library and Henderson State University.
  • Special Collections librarian and amazing HUIE Goddess Lea Ann Alexander in fact had the HUIE Library glass display cases brimming with this insane Swamp Thing pop debris back in November of 2005, when Marge and I made our pilgrimage out there for the opening of the Collection.

    We've got those photos... around... here... somewhere, but until we can unpack them and I can post them, I'll give you my personal choice of the lamest Swamp Thing merchandise ever (using photos from
  • Mike Sterling's Progressive Ruin,
  • which I urge you to visit if you want to see more!)

    Special thanks, then, to Bob Heer for navigating me there, and to Mike Sterling ("The Most Dangerous Man Alive Since 1969" -- only in California) for harboring such loopy delights online.

    Now, Bob maintains that this admittedly crap Swampy item is the single most absurd of all the Swamp Thing merchandizing to date, and he's got a point. It is singularly bizarre; here's what Mike Sterling had to say about his eBay acquisition:

    "This piece of merchandise boldly tells you, the consumer, just what exactly you're getting. "I'M CHALK!" exclaims the package, and by God, chalk is exactly what you get. Chalk carved in the general likeness of Swamp Thing and colored green, perhaps, but that, my friends, is Washable, Dustless chalk in its purest form. According to the back of the package, some of the suggested uses for Swamp Thing chalk are "Do Your Homework," "Play Games," and "Draw Funny Pictures" - yes, Swamp Thing chalk can cover the full spectrum of life. Also, according to the package, the Swamp Thing chalk "works great on chalk boards" which must come as great relief to someone.

    Okay, seriously, I'm sure the "I'M CHALK!" legend on the front is some kind of warning that this item isn't candy, just in case having "CHALK" in orange letters on the front, and having pictures of kids drawing things with chalk on the back, weren't clue enough."

    (Image and quote from
  • Mike Sterling's Progressive Ruin, Monday, September 20, 2004 post; scroll down to read the original Sterling post.)


  • In the same September 20th, 2004 posting, Mike also unveiled the likewise silly-ass Swamp Thing Bop Bag -- also high on the "What the fuck?" list of Swampy merchandise -- but at least one can cite 1960s movie monster bop bags as precursors, thus reducing the absurdity component of the Swampy bop bag to near nil.

    As the attentive comics and Swamp Thing fans likely can make out from Mike's posted photo, here, the artist of note on these merchandizing miracles was none other than Alfredo Alcala -- or, I should say, those are definitely Alfredo's inks, perhaps working over some uncredited penciller. You may recall that it was John Totleben who first suggested Alfredo as the best fill-in inker on Saga of the Swamp Thing (during the tag-team collaborative effort editor Karen Berger orchestrated on the title around the buildup to Alan Moore's ambitious Swamp Thing Annual #2 script, "Down Amongst the Dead Men," which necessitated some fancy footwork on SOTST #30 and #31 to buy me time to pencil the Annual without a break: it was double-page-count, natch, and we were starting behind the deadline eightball -- where we'd been, like, forever). Anyhoot, it was John T who suggested Alfredo as the best alternative to his own inks, an astute call given John's and Alfredo's shared roots in Franklin Booth's pen-and-ink aesthetic. This was so that Rick Veitch and John could collaborate on #30 while I pencilled (the tightest pencils of my career) for Alfredo to ink on #31, allowing John and I to collaborate on the Annual (with a couple of pages of pencil assist from Rick Veitch). So that's how Alfredo was brought into the fold -- leading, ultimately, to his becoming the regular inker on Rick Veitch's Swamp Thing run (as penciller with Alan scripting, and later with Rick writing and pencilling), culminating in these ST merchandizing monstrosities.

    A long road to China, indeed.



    Well, OK, so now you know Bob Heer's choice of most absurd Swamp Thing merchandizing item ever. Though Mike Sterling doesn't indulge such nominations, he does bring special personal history to this gem, which also rank pretty high in my personal choice for most absurd Swamp Thing merchandizing ever -- the Swamp Thing Pencil Sharpeners!

    I have 'em all -- again, now in the HUIE Library Bissette Collection archives (thank God, I didn't have to move them again!) -- and there are indeed three different designs, as shown on the back of the packaging (below). Mike's original post reads:

    "This is one of the very first things I'd ever bought on eBay, over six years ago now. In fact, I think this may be the very item that inspired me to get an eBay account in the first place. Let me distract you from that highly embarrassing and very sad bit of personal information and draw your attention to the ballyhooing of "ACTION! Movable arms" blurbed on the package. While, yes, the arms do appear to move, I would have had a hard time attributing any kind of exciting "action" to that. Maybe you could pretend to move his arms around as if he were writhing in pain as you jab a pencil into his hip...."

    Now, I have no such history. I bought these damnable things at local toy stores (in Keene, NH and down in Massachusetts) as they surfaced in the blow-out sale bins. I've been harboring these in my archives for nigh on 13 years now. Thankfully, I didn't have to suffer the public humiliation of bidding for them on eBay! That might have prompted a Heidi MacDonald column or something, Bissette bidding on Swamp Thing shit on eBay. No, I just put up with my kids saying, "Dad, why are you buying that? It's not for me, is it?", with relief beaming from their wet little eyes (brown for Maia, baby blue for Danny, like his Poppa) when I told them it was for (choke) me. "Oh, good," they said.

    My misguided affection for these pencil sharpeners, though, lies in the fact that you're using a tiny Swamp Thing idol to further carve/maim a wood product already mechanically sculpted from ravaged trees -- a pencil, natch -- thus using a replica of DC's protector of the trees, the Plant Elemental incarnate, to, like, sharpen pencils. Among tree-huggers, this isn't only misapplication of a false idol, it's ideologically abhorrent in the extreme on so many levels, one can't comprehend them all. And that, I love.

    (Images and quote from
  • Mike Sterling's Progressive Ruin, Monday, September 20, 2004 post; scroll down to read the original complete Sterling post.)

  • But for me, the nadir of the Plant Elemental's false idols, the ultimate absurdity of all the 1992 Swamp Thing merchandizing, the most perverse and brain-wrenching of all these misbegotten horrors, that-which-should-never-have-been-made, much less worn and adorned, are these little wonders:



    AGH! SWAMP THING SLIPPERS!
    Beastie booties for wee feet! Yep, they're bright green fuzzy kid's slippers with the dumbest little bright green hollow plastic Swampy heads imaginable perched (well, actually, glued) atop the isky-li'l toes of the tots who tottered around in 'em.



    Of course, licensed merchandizing isn't licensed merchandizing until you've slapped the official registered trademark logo on the damned things, so there 'tis, Swamp Thing, on the sides of the slippers, adding elegance and grace to these hideous mass-production nightmares.

    That's it, the point at which I concede that those who once held all rights, save comics rights, to Swamp Thing did their utmost to exploit every conceivable niche market abomination the human mind could concoct.

    The slippers, the slippers -- Marge catches me some nights, muttering that in my sleep as I lay, slavering and glistening with cold sweat, in the grip of some dreadful recollection of what once lurked in my own home.
    The slippers! IT WAS THE DAMNED SLIPPERS!


    (Images from
  • Mike Sterling's Progressive Ruin, Saturday, January 13, 2007 post.)

  • And that, my friends, is all I can stomach of that.

    Again, all this -- and more! -- is forever sheltered and selectively showcased in
  • the Bissette Collection at HUIE Library/ Henderson State University.
  • Thankfully, this is only a tiny fraction of the collection, which houses much more interesting and invaluable things, including Alan Moore scripts, Bissette art, and all manner of matter from my 30+ years in comics.

    But oh, baby, those slippers!

    Sunday, January 14, 2007

    Catching Up on Flicks

    And another thing:

    I'm on the board and planning committee of WRIF (White River Independent Film) festival, and have somehow squeezed watching films into the insanity of the past couple of weeks. The coming festival is this April, so we're hustling now to screen and select films.

    Marge and I also, out of desperation and the need to sit still for a couple of hours amid/apart from the hubbub of the packing/moving/unpacking, cut out and caught a couple of movies in nearby theaters during the same time period; those I've included here, too.

    [BTW, I'm guest-lecturing in Cole Odell's interim semester comics history class at Middlebury College tomorrow, hitting the road very early in the AM, so I won't be posting here on Monday -- hence, this meaty blog post, which hopefully will keep one and all until Tuesday. Enjoy!]

    Screened this past two weeks:

    * The Decay of Fiction (2002) -- A Meta-Haunted-Hotel movie! Essentially an experimental film melding of Cindy Sherman (her staged photos from nonexistent B-movies), Clive Barker (his Books of Blood story "Son of Celluloid"), Russian Ark and The Shining, Pat (Horizontal Boundaries, Trouble in the Image, etc.) O'Neil's film deserves rediscovery. It took me some time to realize the black-and-white (and some color) "old movie" footage wasn't genuine archival material, but ingeniously staged for this film -- reportedly representing O'Neil's first work with actors -- mounting a compelling meditation on malingering cinematic spirits in Los Angeles's now-abandoned & crumbling Hotel Ambassador (closed in 1988, scheduled for demolition in 1994 -- when O'Neil began work on this film -- and according to O'Neil's final credits note, since serving as a location for "over 1000 film projects"). The imagery is entirely invented, but the soundtrack is composed of sound bytes from seminal film noir and borderline noirs (e.g., The Big Combo, The Shadow, His Kind of Woman, Sudden Fear, The Big Knife, The Blue Dahlia, Fear in the Night, Out of the Past, etc.), slippery as black ice. From this, O'Neil weaves a cinematic tapestry, seamless and expansive, uncannily shot and edited (visually and aurally; the soundtrack consistently teases and engages with splinters of half-heard dialogue and suggestions of narrative drive that deliberately refuse to cohere). The bravado exploration of the physical (and metaphysical) environment layers overlapping time frames: time-lapse acceleration sends breeze-blown curtains and vegetation twitching spastically, day/night scurries by, airplanes and helicoptors flit like illuminated moths and/or shooting stars across the dusk/night/dawn skies, shadows shift like water currents... and all the while, 'ghosts' of performers, diners, thugs, children, hotel staff and various denizens from a sea of 1940s movies and the hotel's past rerun their long-past interactions. It culminates, as it must, in gunshots, at which point the occasional intrusion of a strange subterranean realm (where the flames from burning objects descend rather than ascend and blurred nude, masked figures flutter and stutter) erupts into all corners of this cavernous limbo, overwhelming the hotel & film with a procession of corporeal demons and ethereal angels. This gem isn't for all tastes (it is calculated to feel interminable, evoking both limbo and eternity in the confines of the hotel), but on its own terms it's endlessly playful and enigmatic, which will naturally bore and/or enrage those unwilling to play along with O'Neil. For those attuned, though, this is a brilliant conceit, mesmerizing and completely original.

    * The Descendant (2006): I quite like this film, a debut feature from Canadian filmmaker Philippe Spurwell, though it suffers as many contemporary genre films do from genre expectations. It is a horror film, by any definition, and adheres to genre conventions in its orientation, but one horror movie buffs will grow impatient with due to its discretion and lack of overt mayhem; there are no lurid exploitation elements, no overt violence or gore, which have been de rigueur since the 1960s. Being a horror film, though, those who might truly enjoy its restraint, measured pace and ultimate destination are likely to pass it by, fearing the worst: a horror film for audiences who hate horror films. The Descendant is sumptuously mounted and beautifully filmed, but the script has its shortcomings, failing to adequately illuminate key characters much beyond stereotypes (the guilt-ridden Grandmother, the petulant Grandpa harboring unspoken secrets, the townspeople who might as well have stepped out of another remake of Dracula, even if they are in a contemporary Quebec border village). By so completely submerging its revelation -- perhaps to dramatically make it revelatory -- it cheats a bit, in that there's nothing we see about the Duke family history to overtly link them directly with the climax's tip-of-the-hand. But that's the point: this family has so completely buried its past, it's truly hidden from sight, until James's detective work unveils the tentative links leading to the final act. The elements necessary to the climax are introduced from the first shot of the film (an ominously lit wall-hung quilt), though one is unlikely to piece (pun intended) the clues together due to the setting, really; were this set in the American South, we'd anticipate and wholly expect its climactic turn. The clues provided are experienced obliquely, in that we're not sure what to make of them as they are presented, often with great subtlety. Some of these moments (e.g., the windmill) work beautifully and are nicely done; some of these clues (particularly the folderol involving a framed photo) play too obliquely. More disconcerting are the inconsequential passages of time at key narrative junctures (e.g., James's last full day at his grandparents home) in a rush to get to the pivotal nighttime sequences: these are the weakest script passages, and no amount of finessing on the part of the direction or editing can cover these unfortunate lapses (they're not as destructive as the similar lapses in John Carpenter's Prince of Darkness, but similarly problematic). One cannot help but wonder what's happening for what have to be 12 hour stretches in the narrative scheme of things.

    Nevertheless, this is an ambitious attempt at doing something with political content in a genre (the ghost story) that traditional refutes social or political context. That it is also steeped in and drawn from genuine regional history and lore (a dirty secret of southern Quebec's 18th Century legacy) is a plus. An interesting, satisfying and earnest film that attempts much in its genre framework, and a climax that redeems the seams for this viewer.

    * Dragon (2006): This animated short played at the 2006 Atlanta Film Festival and Seattle International Film Festival, and won Grand Jury Prize as Best Animated Short at the 2006 Slamdance Film Festival. A fine fusion of stop-motion clay model animation (nicely done) and drawn animation, a visual and thematic scheme Troy Morgan neatly integrates into the film's emotional and narrative core. The drawn elements reflect the orphan's 'drawing' world, while the clay animation is the film's 'reality'; the collision of these two realms, and the consequences of that disruption, is the film's point. The staging is effective, the miniature sets and models stylized and yet evocative of a wider world. Short and sweet, makes its point and clears the stage; it owes a debt to the Bernard Rose's nifty UK feature Paperhouse, if you recall that gem.

    * From Shtetl to Swing (2005): Some may object to this film's technique (entirely composed of clips, orchestrated to illustrate the film's premise under Harvey Feinstein's narration), but this is an excellent documentary. Its value lies in its point: the dynamic between impact of the heavy Jewish immigration population on early 20th Century pop culture and its role in the mainstreaming of Black American music and dance broke down barriers of prejudice and paved the way for the Civil Rights movement's success of the '60s. Given the intense scrutiny black filmmakers have given to this phase of pop culture in the context of racist pop culture (see Spike Lee's Bamboozled and the recent, excellent mockumentary CSA: Confederate States of America), the recontextualizing of minstrel show content & imagery and now-reviled performers like Al Jolson is significant and quite profoundly redressed in this film. Filmmaker Fabienne Rousso-Lenoir makes a strong case for the role the 'black mask' had in the crossover between Jewish and Black musical performance art in all forms, thus making a clip of Al Jolson donning blackface (from Sing You Fool, I think) unexpectedly moving. In this new context, we see its function and necessity for performers like Jolson, and the part this theatrical archetype played in innovative race relations in the 1930s and '40s. While WASP America reviled both the Black and the Jew, the Blacks and Jews quietly broke walls and built bridges. In this newly articulated historic context, one not only understands Jolson's pivotal place in pop and cinematic history, but perhaps for the first time sympathizes with and grasps with Jolson's role.

    The argument -- that it was the deep ties between Jewish and black musical experience that led from minstrel shows and vaudeville, Jolson and Eddie Cantor to the breakthrough integration of Benny Goodman's band and more tolerant music halls & venues -- is persuasively and succinctly presented. This is a pretty dynamite doc, and though it is composed entirely of clips (including a sometimes infuriating integration of unusual source material shorn of its original context: Jewish population movement across Europe evoked via shots of the enigmatic supernatural 'Wandering Jew' character from The Dybbuk; the sea voyages of immigrants illustrated in part with miniature shots from King Kong, etc.), the film works beautifully. As a diehard afficianado of jazz and old musical reels, I was unprepared for how this film's context added fresh & deep resonance to familiar material. By the time we're seeing a youthful Lionel Hampton riffing energetically with Benny Goodman and Gene Krupa, the fresh historical orientation makes the synergy between these performers, and the creative bonds & unprecedented societal tolerance that allowed them to play together and be celebrated during Jim Crow era America, truly a revelation.

    * The Good Shepard (2006): At last, Robert De Niro is doing something of substance again. Were that not cause enough for celebration, De Niro (directing and providing pivotal character acting support) has also made the best (and most timely) narrative film on America's covert intelligence community ever. De Niro and screenwriter Eric Roth deftly side-stepping all temptations to tip this into conventional thriller turf (as the otherwise intelligent Three Days of the Condor did, for instance) to craft an unflinching character study of its protagonist, Edward Wilson (Matt Damon), whose personal history coincides precisely with the post-World War 2 emergence of the CIA and its terrible blossoming as the black rose at the heart of US foreign policy. Roth constructs this fictionalized dramatization around the true-life career of James Jesus Angleton, who was the head of Counterintelligence at the Central Intelligence Agency for two decades (1954-1974), fleshing out history with a compelling arc that leads from Wilson's college innocence (playing the female role in H.M.S. Pintafore, an innocence neatly framed by the finale's soundtrack evocation of the very song Wilson is singing onstage when we first meet his character: this film is flawlessly structured) to his rite-of-passage (the Skull & Crossbones fraternity), indoctrination, and eventual slide into directing the CIA's international power base. Throughout, we share the constricted arena of his personal life, too, and see how his inability to engage with life while "serving his country" culminates in the ultimate imaginable parental betrayal of his own flesh and blood; the narrative logic is razor sharp and inexorable. By so rigorously maintaining this delicate balancing act -- the constant collusion and collision between the global events Wilson is being pulled into and affecting, and the inevitable consequences of his actions and inactions in that sphere have upon his most personal life, however much he tries to separate and/or defer those consequences -- The Good Shepard illuminates our own complicity as a nation, as a people: though Wilson keeps his hands free of blood every step of the way down the dark alleys of his career, he is still directly responsible for lives and deaths, as are we through men like Wilson. In hindsight, one realizes Wilson's power is such that by the conclusion, his decision to not act, to not answer, still can mean life or death for another human being -- there's no escaping responsibility, or the consequences. Hence, this powerful snapshot of the intelligence community and the kind of individuals essential to it is the most damning portrait imaginable of how the US conducts itself on the world stage, and thus as timely a Hollywood film as one can imagine at this point in our sorry history. Roth's and De Niro's accomplishments cannot be overstated; along with Martin Scorsese's The Departed, this is among the best theatrical mainstream films of the year, sober, meditative and fearless. Needless to say, the cast is exceptional; Damon, inhabiting the netherworld twixt his roles in The Talented Mr. Ripley and The Bourne Supremacy, is perfect in the hub of this extraordinary wheel.

    * Hand of God (2006): A fiercely intelligent, introspective, concise and surprisingly comprehensive dissection of the notorious Massachusetts Catholic Church scandal involving priests who were habitual child molestors -- not only sheltered by the church, but moved from diocese to diocese and promoted to higher positions of community authority, permitting further access to their youthful prey. What makes this film all the more essential, though, is the fact that director Joe Cultrera was chronicling the case history of his own older brother Paul, and the impact Paul's eventual disclosure of abuse (eight years before The Boston Globe's reporters ripped the lid off the wider scope of the church's abuses and utterly damning evidence of its magnitude and the ongoing coverup & corruption) had upon Paul's entire family and community. What makes this the best film I've seen to date on the subject, though, is how articulate all parties involved are: though traumatized, Paul is that rare individual who somehow maintained his equilibrium throughout his life, and comes across from his first moment onscreen as a forthright, honest and candid subject, comprehending and communicating the scope of the tragedy, from its most intimate terrors to the full-blown betrayal of power, faith and community the conspiracy of abuse and silence truly manifests. His younger brother (the filmmaker) matches his brother's unflinching ferocity for the truth every step of the way, sans the fog of anger, just as their working-class devout Italian Catholic parents come across with moving clarity and integrity. It's astounding, really, that the Cultreras are at the center of this maelstrom: one is tempted to see this, perhaps, as the hand of God at work, given how easily any family member could have succumbed to the sort of ire, outrage or hatred that would have completely unhinged their lives (and the film). Tellingly, director Cultrera gives the church figures involved every chance to present their own side: the arrogant dismissals and onscreen behavior of the priests, bishops and cardinals involved speaks volumes. This is an excellent film; one is tempted to use descriptives like "devastating" and "infuriating," but what makes this film so unique is the fact that it never, ever loses focus on its people, on matters of the heart and spirit, and never takes the easy path of anger or abject outrage. Required viewing! (Full disclosure: I was raised Catholic in VT; I had a friend who committed suicide as a teenager, possibly due to priest sexual abuse; this definitely hit a nerve for me stem to stern.)

    Spoiler Warning:
    Don't Read the Following Review
    Until/Unless You've Seen the Film!

    (Note: This is the last review in today's post, so you're not missing anything but this if you choose not to read on. There's simply no way to discuss this film without engaging with its content, which could ruin the film for you -- sorry for the conundrum, constant reader.)

    * The History Boys (2006): Director Nicholas Hytner's collaborative effort with playwright Alan Bennett to adapt his popular stage success to the big screen radiates British attitudes many Americans will find off-putting, from the behavior of the titular clique of overachieving school boys (all on the cusp of adulthood and college, laboring to make the cut into the high-end universities of their choosing) to the overt homosexual overtures of their instructors to the students, which drives the narrative thrust (pun intended) of the entire affair. Their obese instructor Hector (vet character actor Richard Griffiths) is the core of this melodrama, whether on or off screen, as it's his behavior, misbehavior, and possible usurping that is pivotal to all that happens.

    Sans
    the cultural context of England's traditional boys schooling, though, this is as entertaining and fascinating a case history as it is appalling to many unprepared American viewers (check out the imdb board). If tolerating institutionalized homosexuality and/or pedophilia (and no, I'm not confusing the two, as many homophobes do) is necessary to enlightenment, I'm with the naysayers. There's a world of difference between the emotional struggle we see the new instructor Tom Irwin (Stephen Campbell Moore) go through -- he is, it's made abundantly clear, much closer in age to his students, and thus in even more problematic turf -- and the casual acceptance/indifference the students have about Hector's conduct: in fact, a case could be made for that tolerance stemming directly from Hector's apparent impotence in the student's eyes, as if an overweight old schoolmaster were inherently harmless, even if he does make a ritual of cherry-picking which student's nuts he'll be groping each day. Thus, it's arguably his obesity that neuters the inherent controversy: Hector won't really do anything, really, is the comfy attitude of the play, the film and the boys themselves (tell that to John Wayne Gacy's teenage victims). The perverse final twist (in which heterosexual sexual misconduct between adult and younger staff is instrumental to the illusory redemption for homosexual misconduct) is a neat twist of Bennett's blade, as deft a bit of black comedy as I've seen of late, but still fails to address, per American sensibilities, the gross misconduct/crimes both sets of behavior represents: "for Christ's sake, get these old pervs away from these young men and women!"

    The Brits laugh -- their educational institutions apparently thrive upon tolerating such trifles -- and carry on (pun intended: there is, in fact, a nifty Carry On reference in the film, which succinctly captures the easing of what was the pop cultural debris of one generation into the "fair game" turf of academia by the 1980s). In short: if you can digest/tolerate/share that cultural presumption, you'll savor the film, which is indeed clever, witty, perfectly cast (with the original UK National Theater cast in place, I've read) and executed, and a smashing show, all in all, however compromised a piece of cinema it may be (filmed theater too often feels like filmed theater, and this item succumbs to many detriments of its ilk; only the elder cast shines like sterling). If you can't, you'll be horrified by the final reel's eulogy and see it all as emblematic of the inherent corruption of Queen (pun intended) and Country from the root, be appalled at what is essentially an ode to beloved old ball-fondling teachers who, despite their lapses in moral judgment, really are the finest teachers and moral instructors in the world and didn't really do any harm, really, 'cuz the boys knew better and rose above that sort of sordid thing -- even if their maturation hinges on turning the tables on those who can't keep their hands to themselves, thus manipulating their own teenage youth, energy, beauty and sexual allure to ruthlessly further their own budding careers, all the better if you're aggressive, narcissistic, fearlessly bisexual or far more adventurous sexually than the other lads. Thus, this is arguably a black comedy satire of a form -- the coming-of-age school melodrama, a'la Tom Brown's School Days or Dead Poet's Society -- and as such it's dead on for much of its running time: the moral compromises portrayed as inherent and necessary to the maturation of the History Boys clique inverts traditionalist scruples and ridicules piety.

    And yet -- the final act, including the coda, embodies rather than satirizes its own skewed piety; down to its "where are they now" tying up of narrative arcs for each of the characters, it's American Graffiti for the upscale Brit Boarding School set. Clearly, with its final setpiece, the film sentimentalizes its own ultimately amoral universe. What is Bennett saying? He seems to honestly want us all misty-eyed over Hector's plight by the end, nostalgic for the days headmasters were skirt-chasers and schoolmasters were so passionate about education that one should overlook their dalliance with student bodies. While I can certainly empathize and commiserate with the characters (particularly new instructor Irwin, the most sympathetic character in the play: he is, at least, honestly struggling with all aspects of his position, including his unease with using the authority position he's now in to take advantage of his young charges) and enjoy the spectacle, such as it is, I can't ignore the obvious. The playwright stacked this narrative deck, then seems determined to pluck my heart strings as if the stacked deck weren't stacked in the direction he's so precisely placed it. It's an emotional shell game, one I couldn't fall for.

    The moral quagmire The History Boys inhabits isn't engaged with, really; it's quite willfully sidestepped, it's played upon like a board game, and the assumption that all this man-boy horseplay is really okay, really, is essential to playing, period (this is precisely the kind of perverse fossil Lindsay Anderson skewered in If....). That's a leap some simply may refuse to make -- but hey, I can indulge the serial murders essential to enjoying Peter Greenaway's cinematic puzzles or Robert Fuest's Dr. Phibes films, so this wasn't much of a leap. I did enjoy the film, immensely, but the moral qualms malinger; I can't share the complacency of those who left the theater smiling without guile. It was pretty tough to engage with The History Boys the same week I screened Hand of God. The steady-on Brits may have more tolerance for authority figures taking advantage of youth (whatever the sexual orientation or however clumsy the gropings, a strangely insistent dismissal of objections to the play & film's content when one reads reactions to The History Boys) than those who suffered at the hands of priests, but in the context of American culture, it sure looks like inexcusable NAMBLA apologist blinders to me.

    Call me old-fashioned, but by the end I was positively aching for the comeuppance of Zero for Conduct or, better yet Lindsay Anderson's If... as the Rogers & Hart crooning graced the credits: fuck "Bewitched," I'm hardly bothered and bewildered -- bring on Malcolm McDowell, machine guns and righteous anarchy. Now, there's an honorable British institution I can relate to.

    Saturday, January 13, 2007

    A Saturday Afternoon Update:

    This just in: Today's Brattleboro Reformer featured
  • this obit for my First Run Video friend and fellow employee Gary Cummins;
  • come spring, I hope to make it to the service.

    Play an old blue-grass tune for Gary, wouldja?

    WANTED:
    A New Home for This Vampire!




    Plus: Wild Doings Tonight in Utah!
    Sip & Sup Salt Lake Surprises!
    Be There or Be Unloved!

    And: Jesus Saves! Scores!

    Weekend Update:
    No Politics Today, Promise


    As I continue to labor, like some bloated pregnant collector ready to pop like a tick, toward passing my massive tons of shit -- a massive library of films, books, comics, magazines, and all manner of collectibles and invaluables -- out of the 50+-mile-birth canal that yawns, gaping, across half of my native state, it's sweet to know there's some kindred souls who understand this lunacy.

    Thankfully, the Center for Cartoon Studies is full of such kindred souls -- many of whom have helped Marge and I through this momentous move.

    In celebration of that fact, I wish to bring your attention to just one of these kindred spirits this morning, and the amazing event he has a hand in over in his own home state, Utah.

    Take it away, Blair --

    * Blair C. Sterrett is among this year's Center for Cartoon Studies freshmen class, and we bonded early on over our genetic predisposition to weird shit, and our attitudes toward archiving and pack-ratting. Blair is smarter than creaky ol' Bissette, though, in that he has collaborated on an archival collective with a plan that has long-term goals (with public access) as an integral part of its operation. This may free Blair in the long term from the kind of massive move Bissette is currently overwhelmed with, schlepping a half-century of pop cultural debris from one locale to another.

    Back in his home state of Utah over the CCS winter break, Blair has been a busy fellow. He and his cronies are, today, January 13th, hosting a momentous multi-media event entitled "Excavations."

    The particulars can be found over here,
  • amid the miracles of The Lost Media Archive website,
  • and has received some local press (Blair says, "We were just interviewed today by the Salt Lake Tribune newspaper"), but here's the overview Blair and his fellow Lost Media Archive fellow Tyrone Davies provided me via email and his posting on our beloved CCS board:

    The Lost Media Archive announces it’s first event of 2007…

    EXCAVATIONS:
    An exhibition of unearthed films, videos, records, and other forgotten media.

    On January 13th, starting at 7:00 pm, the Lost Media Archive will host a FREE multimedia film and audio event at the No Brow Coffee and Tea Company (315 E. 300 S. Salt Lake City).

    What is the Lost Media Archive?
    -------------
    The Lost Media Archive is a Utah-based collection of mondo/kitch/cult/ephemeral/experimental/historical/
    obsolete/forgotten/unearthed audio-visual and textual documents. LMA is also a resource for those who cling to bygone media formats. When possible, the LMA maintains equipment and media for use by recordists and filmmakers. The LMA was founded by Blair Sterrett and works together with loaf-i productions and the Free Form Film Festival to arrange screenings, viewings, and concerts. The LMA also promotes and initiates the creation of new and unusual films, albums, performative projects, and book events.


    What will be shown?
    LMA founders Blair Sterrett and Tyrone Davies will exhibit numerous works on 8mm film, 16mm film, video, and frame-by-frame filmstrip, as well as audio recordings and rare books. The evening’s events will include screenings of many delightfully bizarre films and also demonstrate some of the benefits of “obsolete” media formats. What’s more, the two founders will describe how the public can become members of this archive and make personal use of the Lost Media collection.

    For more information visit
  • lost media’s temporary website,
  • or visit
  • freeformfilm.org,
  • or contact Tyrone Davies at tyrone@loaf-i.com

    Blair adds, "Here's a list of some of the machines and formats that we will have on exhibit:"

    Machines:
    Wire Recorder
    Wax Cylinder
    Windup Victrola
    Reel to Reel
    8-Track
    Frame by Frame Filmstrip Projectors
    Portable Turntable
    16mm Projectors
    8 mm Projectors
    Super 8 Projectors
    Slide Projectors
    Portable foldout Slide Projector Theater
    U-matic Tape Deck
    6 rpm record player for the blind
    Micro-Film Projector
    Stereo-scopic Viewer
    Fisher Price Movie Viewer
    and more...

    Formats:
    Reel To Reel
    Wire
    Accoustic (Pre-electric) 78
    Electric 78
    Edison Records
    Recordio Discs
    Flexi-Disc
    Paper Records
    Cardboard Records
    Metal Records
    Resin and Metal Records
    Glass Records
    Mini - 78
    45 rpm
    33 1/3 rpm
    6 rpm
    8-Track
    Beta
    VHS
    U-matic Video
    Large VHS for Broadcasting
    Frame by Frame Film Strips
    Slides
    8 mm
    Super 8
    16 mm
    33 mm
    Cassette
    Mini – Cassette
    Laser Disc
    Mini – DVD
    Regular DVD
    and other stuff I can't describe

    If I were in Utah, I'd be there.

    BTW, Blair also noted this week, "Wow! Canyon Crest Elementary School in Provo is giving us a huge donation of film strips today!" So if you've got some pop cultural debris in need of a new home, you now know where to go. Don't send it to me; I've got enough!

    * The multi-talented Mr. Sterrett also plays music (including sweet saw, with which he briefly serenaded the CCS auction back in December), and
  • his band "The Nourishment" just released a new MP3 EP for all to hear place on their IPods -- right here: The Nourishment, "Shareholders' Annual Stock Report 2003."

  • Enjoy. Blair notes, "It's funny because when this was recorded back in 2003, it was to help explain why nothing had come out from us since 2001. Thus, the 1st track blaming our manager. Sigh, now at last this lost EP sees the light of day in 2007."

    And that ain't all. Earlier this week, one of Blair's collection rarities made an appearance on
  • 365 Days 2007; check out "365 Days #9" listing (Antonio Eugenio Martinez - Puno De Tierra/Volver Volver) for that mp3 treat!

  • Judging just from the sampling Blair has shared with CCS classmates and yours truly over the past semester, his record collection is extraordinary, ripe with oddities and curios.
    _______________________

    * Amid a week punctuated with wonders -- including a VT contact out-of-the-blue with vital information on A Vermont Romance (1915), one of the first feature films ever made in the Green Mountain State and among the elusive research plums for my still-in-progress Green Mountain Cinema book series project -- was this gem from the one and only Jamie Meyers, aka Reverend Jay, who I was lucky to come to know via his formative years in Brattleboro and our time working together at First Run Video waaaaaaaaay back in the '90s (remember the '90s?).

    As out-of-the-blue as the surprise A Vermont Romance info (from another source, mind you), James surfaced unexpectedly and sent me
  • "Jesus Saves! ...Rebound Gretzky! He scores!!!,"
  • noting:

    "I'm not sure what to say about this. I think it just speaks for itself.



    You've got to figure that Jesus is always the first one picked when choosing teams right?

    I mean you've gotta figure he's good for a whole bunch of goals/
    touchdowns/
    RBIs.


    How about the kid tackling Jesus? I would think he's gotta be good to take down the almighty.

    And what if Jesus is one of the team captains? How would you feel if you don't get picked to be on his team? That's gotta sting."




    The Rev found the Jesus statue website via
  • this blog,
  • and thus all credit due has been given its due.
    ______________________

    * As the attentive of you may have already noticed, my ol' Massachusetts cartooning crony Mark M. (man of mystery, and not Mark Martin) already noted on January 9th amid the comments for this very blog,
  • "Holy Crap! Someone's selling Varnae the Vampire!,"
  • referring to the original art for the back cover of Bizarre Adventures #33 magazine that I painted back in 1982 to accompany Steve Perry and my Dracula story, "The Blood Bequest," which indeed introduced Varnae the Vampire as a new and original twist for Dracula's origin in terms of the Marvel Universe. Varnae was our contribution to the Marvel Universe, crafted with love but under Marvel's rigorous work-for-hire terms, and Varnae has since been elevated to the official pantheon. Cool; too bad we never get any credit for that, but hey, we knew the rules going in, having fought to preserve a 'thank you' nod to Marv Wolfman and Neal Adams on the credit scroll for "The Blood Bequest" which Marvel editorial vindictively removed (they were mucho pissed at Marv at the time).

    Yep, Varnae -- ahem, I mean, The Primal Vampire -- is indeed for sale, and here's your shot at purchasing a primo Bissette original painting, suitable for framing and scaring the shit out of your household.



    Now, there's a history to this piece not discussed at the online eBay auction site (and one error in fact: this never, ever appeared in Taboo. It did, however, enjoy a reprint in The Year in Fear calender G. Michael Dobbs created, I illustrated, Mark Martin art directed and Tundra published back in '91).

    I'll not go into all of it, but among the tidbits I will share this weekend:

    * This art was originally published by Marvel in a slightly different version, rendering Steve Perry's and my original conception of Varnae. However, Marvel's archaic methodology of returning original artwork circa 1982, amid the hubbub over their refusal to return Jack Kirby's original art, was the blind alley, ass-backward mail-order form we lowly artists received from Marvel prior to receiving our original art. The form, a photocopy of which is still in my files, stated that the artist acknowledged the art still and forever belonged to Marvel Comics, along with all rights, in perpetuity, like, forever, man. And that if you signed the release, and mailed it back to Marvel, you might, maybe, get your art back (if you did not sign the form, no artwork; no tikky, no washy).

    Signing the form (as I knew the rules by then; there's a reason I did very, very little work for Marvel Comics in my career), I was pleasured about a month or two later with a package containing "The Blood Bequest" original art, including the Bizarre Adventures #33 back cover painting -- with a fucking hole the size of a quarter punched through the dead center of the painting and the double-page spread splash page. I kid you not. (The only worst treatment my original art ever suffered via a publisher -- other than the outright theft of Saga of the Swamp Thing pages, covers and pinup art from the DC offices -- was via Eclipse Comics, who similarly mangled pages of "Scraps," one of my personal fave stories I retain my copyright to. Sigh.)

    Now, I took the time to not only repair said quarter-sized hole inexplicably rammed through my art, but I also redid major portions of the back cover painting, changing it significantly so that it was no longer Varnae -- the Marvel Varnae -- and was now a slightly new painting, another variation on the primal vampire archetype Steve and I had conceived.

    So, that's what this painting is -- that's what saw print in The Year in Fear calender, and that's the original now on sale.

    * A friend begged me to sell him this painting back in '88 or so, and I reluctantly did. A couple of years later, he was going through some tough times, and chose to put the painting out for sale at a horror convention we both attended; thus, the Primal Vampire at some point found a new home. I've no idea what the route this painting went through might have been, but it somehow ended up with Texas-based Heritage Auctions about three years ago, and my Texas bud and fanzine maestro and cartoonist extraordinaire Jeff Smith (not, as he hastens to add, "the Jeff Smith," of Bone fame) let me know it was going up for online auction.

    Alas, that auction didn't find a buyer for the piece, which prompted me to abandon any and all plans to sell my own original art via online auction venues, if at all or ever, period.

    * Thus, the fate of this painting determined the fate of all my artwork: it stays with me and in the family, bunky, save for those precious few times I'm contacted by serious buyers. I haven't deviated from that decision. In the past decade, there's been only two buyers I've sold to among my circle of friends and associates, and one sale to a stranger that was worth the trouble -- being the last time I sold a page of original art back in the late 1990s. This went to a serious fan and buyer (who, coincidentally, was a writer and on the creative staff for Seinfeld). The price was dear, the sale was worth making, I shared the income with my kids, and I knew the art went to someone who dearly wanted the piece.

    So, here's the deal: This is a rare opportunity, for anyone who cares. You've got until January 18th to
  • bid on this Bissette original art, right here.
  • I've got no stake in this, get nothing for or from it -- but would like to see The Primal Vampire in a new home. I got a new home this year for Christmas, my Primal Vampire deserves a new home.

    Whoever buys/wins this art, and contacts me at msbissette@yahoo.com, I will send you a signature card you can frame with the art, personalized to you (or, if it's to be a gift to someone else, signed to that gift recipient), which can be framed with the art.

    (Now to get to those sketches (now paintings) I still owe some very patient people... who have been waiting a decade for their sketches/paintings...)
    __________________

    Have a great weekend!


    Friday, January 12, 2007

    This & That:
    Blood on Our Hands

    Just in case you don't think things are happening fast enough, and are only keeping your eye on the Iraq War Speech ball, note that
  • our provocative raids on Somalia and the Iranian Embassy has already prompted a retaliatory response
  • (handily tagged "terrorist" in nature, thus waving the expected red flag before the US population while handily ignoring our own raids in Somalia and Kurdistan).

    Sans the immediate context of our incredible national misbehavior (understatement) of this week, it's easy to get uninformed Americans's ire up over the rocket launched against the US Embassy in Greece. Don't fall for it.

    Meanwhile, US media also handily ignores the worldwide protests against the Guantanamo incarcerations on the fifth anniversary of that prison's initiation -- is anyone with a brain and heart still able to pretend that five years of illegal imprisonment, sans charges, trial or any due precess, isn't torture? The news about those worldwide protests was covered by the BBC yesterday (on radio and TV), and the far more significant
  • loss of US status in international human rights issues, reflected in this sobering news story, deserves your immediate attention --
  • -- tied as it is to the unreported-in-the-US protest of Guantanamo.

    Any American paying attention to the devastating erosion of our world status can't help but feel infuriated and adrift. Look what President Bush's policies have done to us, as a country. The terrorists have not done this -- our leaders have done this, in our name. The European Union is supplanting our former leadership position on human rights, since we have "forfeited the role with [our] harsh treatment of terror suspects, Human Rights Watch said Thursday," making it clear that while we may stupidly play down what the Bush Administration has been doing in our name, the world has and will not.

    "The leading rights group released its 556-page World Report 2007 on the fifth anniversary of the U.S. first sending detainees to its controversial detention centre in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba" -- you see how this is intrinsically tied to the protests our own media refuses to reveal? We are simply no longer credible to the rest of the world. Period. Will any US news media of note cover this profound signpost of our international status slipping yet further?

    Meanwhile, the ongoing insensitivity to the harsh realities of what we're doing to those we've imprisoned (sans charges, trial or justification) in the name of our "War on Terror"
  • is once again reflected in our Pentagon's treatment of our own men and women serving above and beyond the call of duty in this thankless, unprovoked and interminable war,
  • mirrored in the thankless, unprecedented and interminable abuse of the commitment they made to serving our country.

    This Commander-in-Chief is habitually abusing our own soldiers now, quite openly and without apology, with the same callous disregard and utter lack of empathy he and his extends to those incarcerated in the name of this fucking war. Bush extends the incarceration of terrorist suspects with impunity; the Pentagon extends the terms of contract and tours of duty with impunity.

    The two are linked, reflecting the same disregard for human beings.

    This is sociopathic behavior; a sign of dangerous disconnect from being human, from what it is to be human -- a fundamental inability to empathize, to recognize consequences for his (Bush's) behavior, to take any responsibility for his decisions, actions or inactions.

    Linked further with the ongoing refusal to deal with the very real and ongoing consequences of Hurricane Katrina to the Gulf Coast and one of our once-major US cities, the sociopathic behavior becomes pathological in its extreme: Bush and his cronies are demonstratably incapable of grasping the enormity of what they have done and not done. They mouth the words, "I am responsible," but they don't believe it for a second, they refute any culpability, and carry on as if nothing is wrong, as if anyone holding them in any way responsible is being unreasonable or adversarial.

    This, my friends, is madness on a national and international scale.

    But let's get back to that inherent link between the Bush Administration's callous treatment of both detainees and our own troops.

    With the Veteran's Administration now struggling to handle a backload of over 450,000 cases -- almost half-a-million new war vets, created by this Administration and this war, who are not getting deserved benefits for wounds they've suffered -- and no end in sight, the disastrous irresponsibility and insanity of this War, this policy, this Commander-in-Chief is now measurably monstrous.

    We are monsters -- for tolerating it for another nanosecond.

    This is insane.
    ____________________

    Thursday, January 11, 2007

    Update around 3 PM:

  • Robert Gates and President Bush have been busy bees: Our forces just seized the Iranian consulate in Northern Iraq
  • and have reportedly "kidnapped" Iranian civilians/workers in this audacious raid.

    My dear friend Jean-Marc Lofficier also sent me
  • this link to the Daily Kos thread on the raid,
  • adding: "Obviously looking to manufacture a casus belli. Shitstorm's coming, I tell ya."

    Via news reports on the radio (en route moving another load from Marlboro), I hear that both American and Kurdish military forces -- our allies! -- had guns cocked and aimed at one another, and US troops waited in this tension a full hour before "some" were airlifted out via helicopters.

    Coming on the heels of Monday's Somalia air raid and last night's speech, this is incredibly fucking dangerous shit going down. This is madness -- we are attacking the few allies we have left! Flashing on images of scorpions, ant hills and burning straw (see The Wild Bunch), I feel like we're collectively plunging down the rabbit hole...

    Bush, Whacked.

    The Plan:




    PS: For anyone who cares: I gave it a shot. Really, I did. I made it past the expected 9/11 reference (despite its complete irrelevance to the Iraq War, per Bush's own admissions), and into the next ten minutes -- and then my gorge rose too high and I just couldn't listen to any more of his utter bullshit.

    The man is insane. Our commander-in-chief couldn't come up with a new strategy if we collectively held a gun to his head. We are so fucked, as is the Middle East.

    Bush, Whacked.

    Tuesday, January 09, 2007

    Powwows, Printing Plates &
    Prep for Bush's Craving for Victory

    Awoke to the news of America's attack on Somalia -- oh, excuse me,
  • the air strikes against "Terror Targets" in Somalia --
  • -- "terror targets" reportedly responsible for the 1998 bombings of two East Africa-based U.S. Embassies. Ah, pressing "targets."

    What the fuck???

    When I heard this, I felt like I did when I was a lowly high school student and President Nixon interrupted the evening TV broadcast to announce his bombing of Cambodia -- like, "Oh, no, he's completely out of control. No one is going to stop this insanity."

    This reminds us, natch, that President Clinton took far, far more heat from the right and from the US population for the 18 troops killed in Somalia in the 1990s than Bush has taken for the 3000+ US troops and estimated 500,000+ Iraqis killed thus far in this unprovoked lunatic binge in the Middle East (not to mention the uncounted contracted corporate employees killed, and countless wounded, maimed and traumautized on all sides).

    [Note: HomeyM of Jamaica, VT brings to my attention this anonymous post from iBrattleboro.com: "So we are now at about $500,000,000,000 (500 billion) in cost for the Iraq invasion. We have killed about 500,000 Iraqis. So, we have spent about $1,000,000 (1 million) for each Iraqi man, woman and child we have killed." True enough, though the White House refutes any body count figures proffered for civilian casualties. Now that Bush's spending decisions face the new chairman of the House Appropriations Committee, Rep. David Obey, D-Wis, we're finally hearing some plain English in the Land of Nod: "How can you ever expect to get a balanced budget if you're spending $100 billion a year on Iraq borrowing the money to do it, if you're giving $50 billion a year in tax cuts to people who make over a million bucks a year and paying for that with borrowed money?"]

    This Somalia air strike is of course uncannily timed to precede President Bush's Wednesday State of the Nation speech about the Iraq War, for which we've been primed to expect a troop surge or escalation (neither term, reportedly, favored in the White House). "Stay the course," he promises to stubbornly assert, claiming this is somehow a new strategy (given the fact he's proven he doesn't know a tactic from strategy), but, now, like, LOUDER, I reckon.

    The atavistic craving for "victory" this President maintains, despite the nation's clear loathing for this war, means this air strike provides a taste of "victory" to whet his/our appetites (his will never be slaked), even as the National Intelligence Estimates for the Iraq War (last delivered in 2004) are delayed yet again.

    No sense letting reality get in the way of Wednesday's bombast.

    For anyone who thought getting Rumsfeld out of the picture might have evidenced sanity at last, today's air strike should nix that misapprehension.

    I evoked Hitler's bunker mentality two days ago; we may be seeing it manifesting already; "No hope for good new from Iraq prior to the big speech? Nail those sumbitches from 1998, that'll rally everyone 'round the Prez."
    _______________

    On other, far less volatile fronts:

  • The Trees & Hills Comics Group
  • has lined up some events for the coming weeks, and here's the lowdown, compliments of Colin Tedford:

    Wed. 1/10 (6pm) - Cartoonists' Schmooze at Amherst Coffee (details below). Socialize w/ other creators. (Amherst, MA)

    Sat. 1/20 (12-5pm) - Trees & Hills Drawing Party. Come socialize & draw at T&H cofounder Dan Barlow's apartment! More info: barlowdaniel@gmail.com (Brattleboro, VT)

    Tue. 1/23 - Western MA Comic Art Guild meets at Modern Myths. Topics: more productivity and fun. More info: Hector at hero2five67@aol.com. (Northampton, MA)

    Wed. 1/24 (6pm?) - "Trees & Hills And Friends" release event at Modern Myths [which is, BTW, the area's best comic shop, bar none - SRB]. If you are in the anthology, come sit with us and potentially enjoy some adulation, or at least join in a jam comic! If you're not in it, come say hi! (Northampton, MA)

    Wed. 1/31 Release event for the Cartoon Art Guild's "Psychosis" anthology at Modern Myths. (Northampton, MA)

    Thu. 2/1 Hourly Comics Day. Draw a journal comic for each hour of the day! More info:
  • here.
  • (geographically dispersed - but maybe we should set up some evening get-togethers?)

    Happy comic-making!

    About that upcoming Amherst powwow, here's some more particulars:

    "Wednesday, 10 January, is the date for our next Schmooze -- hope you guys can make it!

    It'll be at 6pm at Amherst Coffee, a combination café-bar in downtown Amherst. Coffee, tea, sodas, wine, and whisky are available. Menu, as far as I can tell, is pretty much just pastry, so if you want something more substantial for supper, I suggest that you /not/ arrive hungry.

    Amherst Coffee (256-8987) is at 28 Amity Street, in the Amherst Cinema Building. If you are coming via Route 9, when you get to the Common, go north one longish block on South Pleasant Street, and turn west at the first traffic light; that is Amity Street, which at that intersection is opposite (somewhat off-kilter) from Main Street. The Amherst Cinema Building will be on your left, roughly across the street from the Jones Public Library.

    I'll be going on foot, as I live a half-mile away, and since many PVTA bus routes (www.pvta.org) go through Amherst Center, some of you may be able to make it by public transport. Drivers will have to find
    parking, which I explain below.

    There is a very small parking lot adjoining the Amherst Cinema building, with metered parking. There is also metered parking along that first block or so of Amity Street, and along both sides of South Pleasant, as well as along North Pleasant (as Pleasant extends north); but the North Pleasant spaces fill up quickly, and some of the spots are short-term "loading zones." Also, there are somewhat larger parking lots on the Common itself, also with metered parking, and along Boltwood Ave on the other side of the Common from South Pleasant. Metered parking extends eastward on Main Street for on both sides for a couple of blocks, and on
    the north side an additional long block near the Evergreens (Emily Dickinson's brother's house). There's a little bit of parking behind the CVS on North Pleasant (accessible by a driveway right next to CVS), but much of it is reserved for CVS customers.

    But the hidden gem of parking in downtown Amherst is the Boltwood Walk lot behind Amherst Chinese Food, accessible on the north side of Main Street; in addition to aboveground parking, there is a ramp that goes to an underground parking area. Both aboveground and underground parking in this lot is paid for by tickets that can be purchased from a vending machine, and should be placed on your dashboard. This lot is also accessible from Kellogg Street, but you have to turn in /after/ Rao's Coffee, not before -- there's a tiny lot, even smaller than the one near Amherst Cinema, on Kellogg just /before/ Rao's, but I wouldn't have my heart set on finding a space in it; you're better off in the Boltwood Walk lot/garage. BTW, the pillars in the Boltwood garage are painted with colorful designs which you might enjoy.

    Everybody please say farewell to Michael Finger, who was at our first Schmooze at the Dirty Truth last month, but won't be able to make our next one as he'll be flying to Texas for his new job. He did a great
    job of starting up the comics creators' meetings at Modern Myths, and he'll be missed. Scott Sheaffer is taking over the reins of that group, and we'll be going to a monthly format, the better to accommodate the
    expected monthly meetings of the New England chapter of Comics Artists Group (CAG), of which Hector Rodriguez is the Mass. liaison.

    See you next Wednesday,
    E. J. Barnes"

    OK, that's that -- hope some of you can make it.
    ____________________























    And finally, as promised -- printing plates!


    In the realm of comic art collectors, the printing plate -- the actual metal (and later, in the mid-'70s, plastic) plate used to print the comics -- have become curios and collectibles in and of themselves. I have a couple plates in my own collection, but thanks to Mark Martin (contact point) and collector Angson -- who shot the photos from his own collection of the Saga of the Swamp Thing 1980s rarities displayed here -- Angson and I can share a few of these with you today. (Thanks to Angson for granting permission to run these images here today.)

    The cover plate above and below (the second shot shows the full cover plate spread, front and back covers -- back covers naturally being ads) are from Saga of the Swamp Thing #24, the last issue to feature a Tom Yeates cover (Tom was the original artist on the 1980s series), and the first to share my byline, though I can't recall what, exactly, I did on the cover.

    If memory serves, I simply worked up a rough cover concept, including chainsaw, from which Tom did the final pencils and inks; I know I didn't have a hand penciling, as that Swamp Thing is Tom's baby, not my overgrown moss-and-vine tangled saladman. (BTW, that's Angson's hand, bunkie!)



    Angson also sent along these shots of cover plates from later Saga of the Swamp Thing issues I did do the covers for -- the first by John Totleben and I, under new editor Karen Berger's helm, for SOTST #25 -- shown solo, and then paired with its back cover ad (and Angson's hand):



    Note that these cover plates represent the drawn and printed images in reverse -- and the fascinating conversion of those images (lines, tones and colors) into sculpted forms that serve to configure ink to paper as they must be printed.

    These are in and of themselves compelling objects and mutant forms of comics art, hence their allure. These are among the oddest 'original art' artifacts to be found, especially for anyone interested in printing and the technical 'behind the scenes' elements of how comics are created and printed.




    And finally, the cover plate for the much later Swamp Thing #53, John Totleben's knockout solo art issue (and a giant-annual page count, at that) fulfilling his long-harbored desire to do his own Batman vs. Swamp Thing opus. Here's my penciled-and-inked front cover image, all on its lonesome, rendered as print plate:



    And the full front-and-back cover spread printing plate, below, sans that hand from beyond! Dig it, without that hand, the plate's curved nature is more evident in this photo. Because these plates were designed to fit over a roller (the printing press roller), they all bend; you can see here, without Angson holding down the plate, the way the light hits the curved surface. These can be tough to store or display as a result, a minor issue if you're into 'em.

    This cover was a particular favorite of mine, rendered all the more unusual when inverted for printing purposes.

    Remember, too, that each cover and page had more than one printing plate -- these all appear to be the black plate (black linework/tones) -- for four-color printing (black, red, blue, yellow, in plain English). I've never seen individual color plates, that I know of, though I'm sure they're out there. Those would feature even more bizarre abstractions of the cover imagery, though that's neither here nor there:





    I'll eventually post these alongside the cover images themselves, as I'm sure these simply look like bizarre abstract images to many of you. But, alas, no scanner set up here in the Windsor digs as yet, so -- enjoy Angson's curious collectibles in their naked state, unaccompanied by their companion printed images. Maybe I can remedy and revisit this soon!
    _________________

    OK, I gotta run. Contractor is coming -- the room's painted, I've moved and covered everything I can to maximize Dave's work space and access -- plumber is hopefully going to show (every faucet in the house needs attention), and I've got a big Center for Cartoon Studies 4 PM faculty meeting to prep for.

    Enough of this high-speed access junkie-fix -- I'm outta here!

    Have a great Tuesday, one and all!

    Monday, January 08, 2007

    "Am I am der Painter Man?
    Jah, I am der Painter Man..."

    [- sung by Adolf Hitler in der Amerikan movie from der '40s, The Devil With Hitler]

    Short break from painting duties to say goot Monday mornink, and whew, what I relief. The Iraqis dropped all charges against Saddam Hussein. Goot think, jah?
    _________

    Grand fellow and contractor-who-took-on-our-job David Gabriel is starting tomorrow, meaning there's further light on the horizon for my own "nesting" process in this massive move. Dave is tackling the shelving in the viewing room first, which will allow me to empty tons of boxes and at least one hallway.

    If we can get the platform set up and flat file cabinet up this week, too, in the basement, I'll be at last on my way to setting up my drawing studio as well, which is presently dominated by stacks of 35+ years of artwork. It's all lovingly bagged and stacked with care, but man oh man would Lizzie and Tuco like to get into that room. What fun they'd have! I've already rescued a couple of captions and word balloons once cemented onto original art pages that have dropped off from the sheer age and glue-exhaustion. Some reconstruction lies ahead, no doubt, but first and foremost comes the task of re-filing the art and getting it into safer flat-file storage again.

    Ah, time fer der Painter Man to get back to verk --

    More later!

    Sunday, January 07, 2007

    Another Day, Another Load --

    -- and at last, the end is in sight for this move!

    Yesterday, three of the CCS crew still here during vacation break -- Jon-Mikel, Bryan and Joe -- accepted some cash, lunch, beverages and dedicated their day to helping me pack books and comics and zines down in Marlboro.

    This utterly bizarre winter weather meant we drove to Marlboro in almost 70 degree comfort and arrived to find -- mud season. I'm a seasoned vet mud driver, but we still scraped bottom for a stretch and the mire almost sucked the Toyota to a dead halt at one point, but we got through and to the old hacienda. I think it threw the trio with me, but better this muck then three feet of snow, drifts and below-zero weather for the move. This completely screwy winter thus far is unnerving and scary, but has been an unexpected and unpredictable boon for Marge and I and the demands of the move. I'm counting our blessings, folks.

    We got a lot done, and I think with the additional time I put in later this week and one more push with three more folks next weekend, we'll at last be done. (I'm pretty fried, though, so likely I'll scrape up the dough for professional movers to move the boxes in one shot thereafter -- I have to complete this process, and soon.)

    Still, the new owners-to-be are excited and have been great to work with. They've enjoyed popping in at the house, which we encourage, and are already measuring and making their plans for their soon-to-be new home. We close the sale before the last week in January, and they're eager to move in -- just as eager as I am to be out! Marge, bless her, is done with her part of the move, and has made our new Windsor home just that -- a home.

    When Jon, Joe, Bryan and I got back to Windsor last night, Bryan and Joe's wives Amanda and Becca were here, and Marge had a delicious supper waiting for one and all.

    It was a great way to cap a busy day, and a real treat to entertain in our new digs. Good food, great company, good conversation and the highly entertaining feline hi-jinks of Tuco and Lizzie (Amanda had 'em both leaping like they were in a circus arena, playing with the cats and their new toys) made for a memorable evening. Thanks, one and all!

    I finally fell down around 10:30, after everyone had headed back to White River Jct., and slept soundly till 6:30 this morning, which is late for me these days. Then I was up and out for one more packing stretch and carload haul -- before the weather turns nasty tonight. Sigh.

    Time to get back to painting the viewing room -- hopefully, sometime soon, I can begin my own process of "nesting" (as Marge calls it). I'm looking forward to it -- maybe soon...

    Have a great Sunday, all.

    Saturday, January 06, 2007

    Another Day, Another Moving
    and Packing Marathon...


    ... someday this, too, shall pass.

    On more vital issues:

    Remember:

    Troop Surge=Escalation

    Vietnam, here we come.

    With the official US military body count now above 3,000 -- not counting, of course, the possibly half-a-million Iraq dead, the uncounted wounded, and the uncounted independent contractors and employees handily ignored in all the body counts -- we have finally arrived at the approximate body count that prompted our leaders to get us into this lunacy: 9/11.

    As the Bush Presidency enters that rarified realm of beseiged Hitler Bunker mentality,
    we are no doubt entering more dangerous times.
    A cornered Bush is a dangerous Bush.

    Friday, January 05, 2007

    Sad News...

    ...the First Run Video fellow employee and good fellow I mentioned earlier today, Gary Cummins, just passed away. I got the call earlier today; Gary died at his home yesterday, late afternoon.

    Gary was a real sweetheart, an incredibly kind, positive and decent man. It was a pleasure to know him, and great to work alongside him in my final months at the store; I wish I'd known him better.

    He was only a year and half or so younger than I am.

    He will be missed by many -- his wife, his stepson, those of us who worked with him. Pick a tune or play some bluegrass music for Gary; it was his favorite listening...

    Back in the Saddle Again...

    It's amazing how completely life has changed in the past week, marking 2007 as a genuine New Year from Day One. Marge and I live in a new home, and though I'll be preoccupied with the final dregs of the move for another couple of weeks (including clean-up), we do have buyers for our Marlboro home (the closing is before the end of the month) and all is well. The great financial risk paid off, and the move that made so much logical and logistical sense, personally and in terms of social responsibility (Marge has barely gone through a half-a-tank of gas in over a week, where we used to both fill up multiple times per week; we'll be consuming far less gas once the move is truly behind us), is remapping our emotional landscape in unforeseen ways.

    Windsor itself is a very cool town -- though, like all towns, it has its underbelly, which is apparent, too. We've been gravitating here now since mid-October, when our house-hunting began in earnest, and the sense of this potentially being "home" has matured into this being home in a remarkably brief interim. Windsor is nestled just north of Mount Ascutney, a lone mountain strangely apart from the Green Mountain chain here on the eastern edge of the state, and that mountain now plucks a pleasant nerve whenever I see it.

    Growing up in northern VT, my formative years and teen years were landmarked by Camel's Hump, that beautiful mountain in North Duxbury that's visible from interstate 89 from a variety of views. My heart still flutters when I first see the Hump en route north, and it remains one of those geographic life anchors one never outgrows and forever finds surprisingly, profoundly moving with every encounter in an uncanny, primal way. I hiked the Hump many times each year from age 12 to 22, and knew much of the mountain well. For the first third of my life, Camel's Hump was the center of my universe, such as it was.

    Since 1980, Wilmington and Marlboro have been my home -- where Marlene and I lived through our married life together, where my daughter Maia and son Daniel were born (at home) and raised and grew into adulthood -- and the mountains there (Haystack and especially Hogback) became orientation landmarks with their own gravitational pull. I lived in their orbit for a little over two decades, and hiked Haystack a number of times. Though I never grew as intimate or connected to those mountains as I did to the Hump in Duxbury, they're nevertheless sights and climbs (whether via car or foot; Route 9, which I drove daily, cuts up over Hogback, embracing a positively breathtaking 100+ mile view from the roadside) which never fail to move me.

    Since the decision to move from the area really took hold this past fall, that drive moves me differently than ever before, the sights of both mountains pluck different nerves: I'm saying "goodbye" to the mountains that sheltered my family, in which I realized my life goals (in comics) and then changed my life completely, where met my new soulmate (Marge), which I shared with her as we fell in love and bonded (we used to drive to the top of one of Wilmington's back roads and watch the sun set behind Haystack), which nurtured my children until they left the mountains to move to the town and begin their own adult years.

    Now, Mount Ascutney is the center of a new orbit, a new life phase. As I drive every other day from Windsor to Marlboro and back again -- down with an empty car, back with a full car -- my heart lifts a bit when I first see Ascutney just north of Springfield.

    "I'm almost home!" I think, and it's true.

    Almost home.
    ___________________

    A very, very good, funny, dear man I had the rare pleasure of working with at First Run Video before my departure from that employ two years ago is on his death bed in Townshend, VT. He was diagnosed with cancer this summer, and is now in his final weeks (perhaps days), discharged from the hospital and at home with his wife. In the end, they could do nothing for him.

    It's heartbreaking -- why do monsters like our Vice President live so long, do so much harm (oh, excuse me, "service for their country"), while humble, productive, responsible, forever upbeat men like this fellow die? There's no reason to or for it; that's life. That's death.

    This is a real heartbreaker; I shan't say more, as it's nobody's business but his and his family's, but it's too sad and shaking not to note this morning. This has colored much of the month for me, too, and is really having a devastating impact on those I once worked closely with, daily. A prayer for my friend, please.
    ___________________

    This just in from Molly Bode, beloved wife of Mark Bode, from away off in California. A couple of years ago, Mark and Molly moved back to the West Coast from their 1990s life in Northampton, MA (drawn there, pun intended, by the allure of the Tundra publishing experiment); their now-adult daughter Zara is still in the Northampton area, and making her own kind of music:

    "Just sending out a reminder for you not to miss Zara's show THE SWEETBACK SISTERS at:

    The Elevens
    140 Pleasant Street Northampton
    Sunday, January 14
    413-586-9155

    About The Sweetback Sisters:

    The Sweetback Sisters, a group of pie-eyed plunkers, perform an incredible array of old time honky tonk music with sweet girl-on-girl harmonies, sure to warm the hears of any of you. The lavish and lovely voices of Zara Bode and Emily Miller plus an all-star band: Stefan Amidon on drums, West Virginian, Jesse Milnes on guitar and fiddle, Joseph "Joebass" DeJarnette on upright, and last but not least our rolling thunder himself, Ross Bellenoit who highlights the night with electric guitar riffs, mandolin and lap steel guitar.

    So get your ass in gear, grab a beer and swoon while we croon the country classics.

    Check out
  • this link
  • for a taste of the music."

    Molly concludes:

    "And somebody please videotape it and send it to me!!!!!!"

    BTW, there's also a Brattleboro, VT connection: Stefan Amidon is an amazing percussionist, brother of Sam (accomplished musician on many instruments and actor) and son of the Amidons, who are a fixture of the folk music scene in Southern VT. Stefan blew me away years ago while he was still in high school and performing as part of the "Stef and Jeff" percussion duo on the stage of Brattleboro Union High School; he has since performed in a number of bands, including work with his family.

    If you're in the Northampton area, check 'em out!

    Tuesday, January 02, 2007

    Already in the Thick of 2007...

    Hope you all had a great New Year; we did, with friends showing up as planned before the midnight ritual on the 31st and spending the night here as our first-ever house guests. This meant that Marge, miraculous Goddess/woman she is, had actually not only unpacked but had completely set up the living room, kitchen, dining area and guest room/office by the 31st! Amazing.

    I, on the other hand, am still struggling with the move's logistics and tasks, with daily (as weather permits) trips between Marlboro and Windsor still necessary as I complete packing and moving of my libraries and collections. Here at our new home, I'm also painting a room (the rest, blessedly, needed no painting), which I've almost completed (two coats on some walls) and prepping the basement for its renovation into the needed library and writing space(s). Thankfully, David Gabriel accepted the contractor job for construction of the shelves and spaces necessary to my master plan, and it's all falling into place -- though this means I'll be staggering around the debris of my collection and library for some time to come until all the work can be completed, moving the boxes from place to place around the work areas until it all takes shape and permits unboxing and shelving. Sigh.

    The biggest flaw in my master plan involved my art flat file cabinet, which needs to be mounted on a platform in the basement before I can re-file my 35+ years of artwork. Alas, that plan involved moving the platform constructed in 2002 for the Marlboro basement library/office area -- which I had specifically requested be built to be removed/moved if necessary down the road. Well, now that I'm down that road, damn it but we find on moving day this past Thursday that the platform was constructed fully attached to the wall -- and could not be removed. Shit! Thus, my comfy drawing studio here in Windsor is unusable for the time being, the floor covered with carefully-wrapped-in-plastic and stacked decades of Bissette art and such. Until the new platform and flooring is in place, the flat file is in pieces, not a workable unit, here in our Windsor basement.

    So, I've taken to drawing in my sketchbook in the meantime -- so be it. It'll be some time before I can move my drawing board and light table into the new studio room, and that's just how it is.

    Luckily, though, my upcoming CCS duties this semester do not require the extensive daily access to my collection/library the fall semester classes absolutely revolve around. I've been pretty good about packing and keeping in reach what I will need for this semester, and thus far haven't found any fatal gaps in my shuffling from one local to the new home as far as my upcoming CCS semester is concerned. Wish me luck on that remaining true...

    More later today, as time permits. I've got the long drive to and from Marlboro ahead this morning and at least five hours more of packing/moving ahead, and hear Marge up and about downstairs -- she returns to work today. So, off to the morning rituals and to hit the road myself.

    Have a great January 2nd, one and all.